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'And that's the boss. Nice enough guy, but wood from the neck up, if you know what I mean!'
Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate
"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."
"You're making more at this firm than anyone else whose brain is the size of a walnut."
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"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."
Tags:beauty, beautiful, pageant, pageants, beauty pageant, beauty pageants, miss missouri, miss california, miss, state, states, competition, competitions, aspiration, aspiration, dream, dreams, goal, goals, aim, aims, impossible, nonsensical, illogical, paradox, paradoxical, senseless, outlandish, ridiculous, stupid, unintelligent, resident, residents, missouri, california
"Dumb it up."
Tags:writer, writers, publications, publication, publisher, publishers, editor, editors, insult, insulting, insulted, dumb it down, dumbing it down, dumbed down, incompetent, incompetence, agent, agents, bad writer, bad writers, proof, proofs, proof reading, proof reader, proof readers, book, books, unintelligent, manuscript, manuscripts, notes, getting notes, failed, failing, failures, failure
"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."
Tags:pretty boy, pretty boys, crush, crushes, airhead, airheads, jock, jocks, good body, good bodies, teen, teens, teenager, teenage, attractive, attractiveness, pretty, handsome, date, dates, dating, college, frat, frats, frat boy, frat boys, fraternity, fraternities, dumb, stupid, idiot, unintelligent, moron, hook up, hooks up, hooking up
"You can't tell a dog's intelligence by it's size, however, I do think chihuahuas are stupid."
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'My father says, these intelligence tests are biased towards the intelligent.'
"You must be at least this thick to go on this ride."
Firing Squad Mishap
'I have your school record and I couldn't help noticing that you chewed gum and were tardy and often disruptive in first grade.'
'He had a very high IQ when he was five, but he grew out of it.'
The Not Super-Smart but Really Supportive Car
"What am I, an idiot?"
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, idiot, idiots, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, unintelligent, dumb
"They say they can figure your longevity by your brain age."
I don't think...and yet here I am.
"No one is denying that you're smart. For that to happen someone would have to say you're smart."
Tags:brain, brains, brainless, stupid, stupidity, mindless, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, potus, trump scandal, trump scandals, trump controversy, trump controversies, intelligence, lack of intelligence, unintelligent, break, breaks, making a break for it
"When you lie about yourself, is it to appear closer to or farther away from the middle of the bell curve?"
Tags:bell curve, the bell curve, intelligence, intelligence scale, unintelligent, liar, lairs, lying, class structure, class structures, iq, intelligence quota, therapy, therapists, therapist, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychoanalysis
Book on Thumb Twiddling
'The American people can't be that smart - or why would we keep getting re-elected?'
'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'