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"Genetic engineering got us into this mess, and genetic engineering will get us out of it."
"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."
"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."
Humpty dumpty and the cow who jumped over the moon
"This is a great little vase! and now it makes me thing we should redo the living room."
"I told you this would happen if the mayor banned carriage horses."
Fountain of Youth
'I hate 'make a difference day'.'
'You're prescriptions HAVE improved my love life... I'm dating my pharmacist.'
"How can we reduce red tape and promote market forces?"