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"I'm sorry, Susie, but right now we're not in the market for a 'kiss and tell' book."
Tags:book, books, literature, kiss-and-tell, kiss and tell, publishing, publisher, publishers, publishing house, publishing houses, publishing company, publishing companies, editor, editors, writer, writers, author, authors, child author, child authors, young writer, young writers, young author, young authors, rejection, rejected, rejections, market, market, not in the market, uninterested, sorry, apologising, apologizing, apology, apologies, bookseller, booksellers
"I hope you realize that I'm the one who has to write about this stupid vacation next fall."
Tags:vacation, vacations, homework, homework assignment, homework assignments, cliche, cliches, what i did this summer, road trip, road trips, back seat, back seats, complain, complains, complaint, complaints, car trip, car trips, car journey, car journeys, journey, journeys, gripe, gripes, whine, whines, whining, whinge, whinges, whinging, family vacation, family vacations, uninterested, disinterested, essay, essays, essay assignment, essay assignments
'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'
"Would you like to see the drawing I just did of my doggie?"
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, art, artwork, artworks, drawing, drawings, not listening, bad listener, bad listeners, dog, dogs, doggie, insensitive, uncaring, disinterested, uninterested
"You know what? I'm still not interested in Bruce Jenner."
"Excuse me, sir - do you have a minute to listen to the dream I had last night?"
"I'm not proposing marriage, but I'm not ruling it out, either."
"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, this is Jack Kruthers on the toilet."
Tags:oversharing, overshare, status update, toilet, toilets, bathroom, bathrooms, restrooms, restroom, loo, news, news channel, news channels, news stations, news station, tv, television, televisions, world news, social media, useless information, news anchor, news anchors, toilet humour, toilet humor, nobody, every day person, social media friend, social media friends, everyday events, everyday event, uninterested, social media oversharing, shared, share, sharing
"Please, do go on about modern financial theory—but with someone else."
"I'd speak more if I heard anything worth repeating."
"Power corrupts—and we're just sitting here."
"I learned a new trick today. Just kidding."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, trick, tricks, pet trick, pet tricks, dog trick, dog tricks, lazy, inactive, lethargic, sleepy, apathetic, indifferent, uninterested, disinterested
"That's what I love about New York—people leave you alone."
Tags:new york, ny, nyc, new york city, city, cities, urban, city living, city life, urban living, urban life, pedestrian, pedestrians, passer-by, passersby, good samaritan, good samaritans, emergency, emergencies, passed out, unconscious, medical emergency, medical emergencies, alone, selfish, self-centred, self-centered, unconcerned, uncaring, heartless, indifferent, unsolved, disinterested, uninterested, humanity, charity
"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."
"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."
"When you say, 'It's all good' what you really mean is, 'I don't care'."
Tags:couple, couples, relationship, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, disinterest, disinterested, uninterested, argument, arguments, dispute, disputes, disagree, disagreement, disagreements, boyfriend and girlfriend, boyfriends and girlfriends, its all good, it's all good, uncaring, unsympathetic, unemotional, dispassionate, bad boyfriend, bad boyfriends, gender issues
"When people here have ideas, they do not bounce them off me."
"First, understand that from up here you all look like a bunch of ants."
Tags:judge, judges, judgement, judgements, judgemental, judgment, judgments, judgmental, on high, look down on, looks down on, looking down on, ant, ants, godlike, eye of god, eyes of god, uncaring, uninterested, disinterested, trial, trials, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, defendant, defendants, plaintiff, plaintiffs, little guy, little guys, power, powerful
"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."
Tags:mountain, mountains, mountain view, mountain views, mountaintop, mountain tops, balcony, balconies, cabin, cabins, log cabin, log cabins, unimpressed, veranda, verandas, terrace, terraces, colorado, rocky mountains, sierra, sierras, sierra nevada, sierra nevadas, wyoming, beauty, unmoved, drive, drives, road trip, road trips, uninterested, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, alps
Tags:relationships, problems, marriage, psychology, prison, prisons, analogy, analogies, domestic life, suburban life, suburb, suburbs, minimum security, prisoner, prisoners, analogy, analogies, modern life, modern marriage, modern marriages, bored, boring, boring life, boring lives, jail, jails, jailed, antiseptic life, dull, dullness, dull life, dull lives, uninterested, uninteresting, mankoff
"If I wanted to hear about family values I'd go home."
"I wish you wouldn't refer to the candles as task lighting."
Tags:task, lighting, light, tasks, candle, candles, chore, chores, bedroom, bedrooms, bedtime, night, night time, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, mood, mood lighting, setting the mood, spice it up, no spark, stagnation, stale, middle aged, dead bedroom, low sex drive, libido, unmotivated, candlelit, uninterested, platonic, not sexual, love, lover, lovers
"Normally, ladies and gentlemen of the jury. These closing arguments would be filled with impassioned pleading, determined advocacy and a certain amount of histrionics, but this is a pro bono case."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, jury, juries, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, pro bono, public defender, public defenders, closing argument, closing arguments, pleading, arguing, persuading, advocacy, histrionics, drama, greed, greedy, customer service, service, bad service, bad customer service, indifferent, disinterested, uninterested, uncaring, addressing the jury
"Sounds like a heart attack. Tell him to take two aspirin and call my office in the morning."
Tags:heart attack, heart attacks, diagnosis, diagnoses, thrombosis, drug, drugs, ethics, ethical, sleepy, uninterested, disinterested, two aspirin, routine, uncaring, bedside manner, doctor, doctors, family doctor, family doctors, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioners, unethical, ethics, aspirin, routine call, routine calls, on call, can't be bothered, couldn't be bothered, bored
"Great PowerPoint, Kevin, but the answer is no."
Tags:proposal, proposals, marriage proposal, marriage proposals, engaged, engagement, engagements, laptop, laptops, rejection, rejections, rejecting, turnoff, turnoffs, turn off, turn offs, slideshow, slideshows, presentation, presentations, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, businesspeople, fiance, fiances, fiancee, fiancees, suitor, suitors, unsuitable, uninterested, lack of interest, analytical, analytical mind, analytical minds, logic, logical choice, logical choices, mindset, mindsets