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"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."
"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"
Tags:trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, us president, american president, trump state visit, uk, united kingdom, london, state visits, trump baby, trump baby blimp, trump blimp, chest hair, vain, vainity, trump uk visit, politics, world politics, international diplomacy, diplomacy
"So where were you during the tourist season?"
Tags:monster, monster, creature, creatures, scotland, scottish, uk, united kingdom, great britain, lake, lakes, loch, lochs, loch ness, loch ness monster, nessie, folklore, myth, myths, legend, legends, tourism, tourist, tourists, tourist season, rare, unusual, strange, scotsman, scotsmen, local, locals, tourist attraction, tourist attractions
English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand
Cameron speaks out about EU - or did he?
"Use thy core!"
Tags:excalibur, king arthur, merlin, camelot, arthurian, literature, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, magic, sword, swords, stone, stones, wizard, wizards, britain, british, united kingdom, health, fitness, strength, personal trainer, personal trainers, advice, advising, core, exercise, pulling, encouraging, encouragement
Greater Manchester Covid Tier: Wait for it. Wait for it...
Tags:greater manchester, manchester, lancashire, uk, united kingdom, england, north-west england, covid, covid-19, corona, covid 19, tier, tiers, tier system, wait, waits, waiting, waited, pandemic, virus, viruses, area, lockdown, lockdowns, social distancing, social distance, restriction, restrictions, restrict, restricts, restricting, restricted, government, governments, decision making, decision, decisions
"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."
Tags:astrologer, astrologers, astrology, invade, invades, invading, invasion, invasions, norman, normans, horoscope, horoscopes, luck, good luck, war, wars, warring, warfare, predict, predicts, predicting, prediction, predictions, psychic, psychics, argue, argues, arguing, battle, battles, battling, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, fortune tellers, fortune telling, start a war, starting a war, england, united kingdom
"He picked up some kind of anger in England in the late fifties, and he's never been able to shake it."
Tax Haven UK
America's pastimes through British eyes
"I hate racist foreigners."
Two kilt-wearing Scotsmen
Tags:arcade, arcades, arcade game, arcade games, video game, video games, pinball, pinball machine, pinball machines, game, games, playing, scotland, scottish, scot, scots, scotsman, scotsmen, kilt, kilts, europe, united kingdom, tilt, fashion, style, menswear, men's fashion, men's clothing, men's clothes, clothes, clothing, leisure, wordplay, word play
"Too bad you're not single. You would have been big on Tinder."
Tags:scotland, referendum, independent, independence, independent vote, independence votes, united kingdom, uk, u.k., dating site, dating sites, date, dates, scottish national party, snp, s.n.p., vote, votes, voting, voter, voters, attractive, attractiveness, commiserate, commiserates, commiserating, commiseration
'Oi, you lot, I don't want any funny business.'
The RIRA, Britain and Ireland...
"Your mother and I love you, Nick, but we'll soon be turning you over to mainland China."
Tags:family, families, parent, parents, children, child, responsible, responsibility, responsibilities, hong kong, hk, colony, colonies, england, english, uk, united kingdom, gb, great britain, britain, china, chinese, one china two systems, dinner, family dinner, dinners, regional, 1997, sovereignty, hypocritical, hypocrite
"When I go see a big pile of rocks, I want to be entertained."
"So what are you the earl of?"
"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."
Tags:battery farm, battery farms, battery chicken, battery chickens, battery hen, battery hens, housing crisis, housing crises, housing shortage, housing shortages, uk housing crisis, uk housing shortage, crammed, crammed in, united kingdom, tiny house, tiny houses, tiny flat, tiny flats, tiny apartment, tiny apartments
Loch Ness Monster Submits Vote For 'Aye'
Tags:scottish, scottish independence, independence, independent, referendum, indieref, indie ref, referendums, united kingdom, union, unions, uk, uk politics, political, politics, politically, loch ness, nessie, loch ness monster, cliche, cliches, voting, vote, go out and vote, get out and vote, register to vote, have your say, ballot, ballot box, voting slip, votes, government, governmental, monster, monsters, loch, scotland
"The government's finance settlement is coming out really late this year!"