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"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."
"So where were you during the tourist season?"
Tags:monster, monster, creature, creatures, scotland, scottish, uk, united kingdom, great britain, lake, lakes, loch, lochs, loch ness, loch ness monster, nessie, folklore, myth, myths, legend, legends, tourism, tourist, tourists, tourist season, rare, unusual, strange, scotsman, scotsmen, local, locals, tourist attraction, tourist attractions
English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand
Cameron speaks out about EU - or did he?
"Use thy core!"
Tags:excalibur, king arthur, merlin, camelot, arthurian, literature, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, magic, sword, swords, stone, stones, wizard, wizards, britain, british, united kingdom, health, fitness, strength, personal trainer, personal trainers, advice, advising, core, exercise, pulling, encouraging, encouragement
"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."
Tags:astrologer, astrologers, astrology, invade, invades, invading, invasion, invasions, norman, normans, horoscope, horoscopes, luck, good luck, war, wars, warring, warfare, predict, predicts, predicting, prediction, predictions, psychic, psychics, argue, argues, arguing, battle, battles, battling, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, fortune tellers, fortune telling, start a war, starting a war, england, united kingdom
"He picked up some kind of anger in England in the late fifties, and he's never been able to shake it."
Tags:england, uk, united kingdom, grump, grumpy, grumpiness, english, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping, dour, surly, surliness, furious, pissed off, upset, upsetting, england trip, england trips, bad mood, bad moods, american, americans, cocktail party, cocktail parties, gossip, gossips, gossiping
Tax Haven UK
Two kilt-wearing Scotsmen
Tags:arcade, arcades, arcade game, arcade games, video game, video games, pinball, pinball machine, pinball machines, game, games, playing, scotland, scottish, scot, scots, scotsman, scotsmen, kilt, kilts, europe, united kingdom, tilt, fashion, style, menswear, men's fashion, men's clothing, men's clothes, clothes, clothing, leisure, wordplay, word play
"Too bad you're not single. You would have been big on Tinder."
Tags:scotland, referendum, independent, independence, independent vote, independence votes, united kingdom, uk, u.k., dating site, dating sites, date, dates, scottish national party, snp, s.n.p., vote, votes, voting, voter, voters, attractive, attractiveness, commiserate, commiserates, commiserating, commiseration
'Oi, you lot, I don't want any funny business.'
The RIRA, Britain and Ireland...
"When I go see a big pile of rocks, I want to be entertained."
"Your mother and I love you, Nick, but we'll soon be turning you over to mainland China."
Tags:family, families, parent, parents, children, child, responsible, responsibility, responsibilities, hong kong, hk, colony, colonies, england, english, uk, united kingdom, gb, great britain, britain, china, chinese, one china two systems, dinner, family dinner, dinners, regional, 1997, sovereignty, hypocritical, hypocrite
"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."
Tags:battery farm, battery farms, battery chicken, battery chickens, battery hen, battery hens, housing crisis, housing crises, housing shortage, housing shortages, uk housing crisis, uk housing shortage, crammed, crammed in, united kingdom, tiny house, tiny houses, tiny flat, tiny flats, tiny apartment, tiny apartments
"So what are you the earl of?"
Loch Ness Monster Submits Vote For 'Aye'
Tags:scottish, scottish independence, independence, independent, referendum, indieref, indie ref, referendums, united kingdom, union, unions, uk, uk politics, political, politics, politically, loch ness, nessie, loch ness monster, cliche, cliches, voting, vote, go out and vote, get out and vote, register to vote, have your say, ballot, ballot box, voting slip, votes, government, governmental, monster, monsters, loch, scotland
"The government's finance settlement is coming out really late this year!"
"But the good news is there shouldn't be another election for five years."
'So how long have you had this tendency to self-harm?'