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"All the government wants to do is push our buttons!"
"Are you sure you have everything wired correctly? Every time you try to change the channel, I hear the toilet flush."
'I need a universal remote.'
'And pick up a universal remote.'
"And this unit, with it's automatically controlled universal remote, actually make eliminates the need for YOU."
'It's a 'Universal' remote. Watch me change the channel on some guy in New Jersey.'
'The universal remote. That's how God rules the universe.'
'Universal remote, my eye!'
'Well, I don't know whether I just fed the parking meter, played a song on the jukebox, or turned on my sprinklers at home.'
"These remote controls are getting out of hand..."
'What's wrong with the remote, it won't change the channel?'
'Is it bad etiquette to bring my universal remote to this party you're dragging me to?'
'I need time off so I can stay home to learn how to use my remote.'
'The sole purpose of this remote is to locate all the other remotes you have lost!'
Giant Remote Control.
"Hmmm... Just what I figured: a universal remote!"
"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."
"Wait, let me gt my universal remote!"