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'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'
Tags:wisdom, intuition, intuitive knowledge, knowledge, spirituality, decision, decision-making, money, intelligence, guidance, divine guidance, hunch, hunches, discernment, philosophy, spiritual growth, homelessness, homeless, beggars, begs, poverty, failure, skid row, bankruptcy, idea, ideas, dumb idea, dumb ideas, nudge, universe, wise, stupid, dumb, idiot
'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'
Tags:space, moon, rock, space man, space men, space woman, space women, space person, crater, earth, universe, problem, galaxy, planet, space suit, riddle, train, station, maths, mathematics, houston, outer space, night, question, answer, problems, gravity, trig, trigonometry, word, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'With these clever disguises we'll be able to move freely among the earthlings and observe them undetected!'
The Origins of Everything
Tags:science, scientist, scientists, physics, physicist, physicists, cooking, cooked, doughnut theory, donut theory, souffle, souffles, cook, faux pas, big bang, universe, string theory, cosmology, cosmologist, cosmologists, origin, big bangs, big bang theory, theory, theories, sciences, teacher, teachers, taught, theatre, theater, despair, eternal, existential
The edge of the universe
'Nine moons!? How on earth does she keep her figure?'
'Fred, rumor has it you're closing in on some profound, elemental truth about the universe, and I wanted to remind you that our research funding specifically prohibits that!'
"The universe is vast... and has surprisingly little parking..."
"Makes You Feel Small Doesn't It"
Tags:size, relative, relatively, relativity, sky, skies, night sky, nightsky, night, nighttime, night time, star, stars, starry, universe, space, small, tiny, ant, ants, animal, animals, talking animals, perspective, perspectives, universal feeling, common, commonality, commonly, feel small, feel, feeling, feels
"I had a productive week."
Tags:how was your, week, productive, productivity, productively, produce, produced, creative, creatively, create, creation, creationism, creationist, religion, religions, religious, god, gods, godly, in the beginning, beginning, christian, christians, christianity, work, working week, work week, long week, husband, husbands, universe, universes, world, worlds, productivity culture
Glimpses One Dollar
"I've made a discovery about our universe! It turns out you aren't the center of it Tim."
Tags:universe, universes, stargazer, stargazers, stargazing, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, observatory, observatories, telescope, telescopes, scientific investigation, scientific investigations, scientific discovery, scientific discoveries, ego, egos, egotist, egotistical, centre of the universe, narcissist, narcissists, narcissism, narcissitic
BIG BANG COMIX
Tags:science, scientific, astronomy, physics, big bang, big bang theory, theory, theories, universe, space, outer space, nothing, empty, blank, emptiness, explosion, explosions, exploding, planet, planets, star, stars, solar system, evolution, cosmic, origin, origins, origin story, origin stories, comic, comics, comic strip, comic strips, creation, scientist, scientists, physicist, physicists
"Actually, it was a day not without interest. As I approached my office, I was mysteriously drawn into an alien spacecraft which transported me at the speed of light to the far reaches of the universe. There I was the subject of bizarre sexual experiments
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, alien, aliens, space, outer space, spacecrafts, spacecraft, universe, experiment, experiments, bizarre, strange, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, ufo, flying saucer, flying saucers
'I still contend that we live in a finite universe.'
'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'
Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe
Tags:homemaker, homemakers, homemaking, lifestyle, lifestyles, lifestyle guru, lifestyle gurus, martha stewart, party planner, party planners, party planning, cater, caters, catering, universe, galaxy, galaxies, solar system, solar systems, space, space exploration, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, cosmologist, cosmologists, cosmology, celebrity, celebrities, television personality, television personalities
"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."
Tags:science, theory, theories, physics, scientist, scientists, hypothesis, hypotheses, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, heliocentrism, geocentrism, geocentric, heliocentric, solar system, planet, planets, earth, planet earth, sun, revolving, copernicus, galileo, herschel, innovation, discovery, discoveries, history, historical, universe, studying, observing, observation
Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).
'Yes, the universe is certainly infinite.' 'No - it probably finite.'
"The universe is expanding faster than ever, and I don't even feel a breeze."
'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)
"So what if the universe was created in a big bang! So was I!"
NASA discovers Ultima Tule, an object the farthest stretch from truth in the universe
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