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'Nine moons!? How on earth does she keep her figure?'
"I had a productive week."
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"I've made a discovery about our universe! It turns out you aren't the center of it Tim."
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'I still contend that we live in a finite universe.'
"The universe is expanding faster than ever, and I don't even feel a breeze."
"I feel so small and insignificant in the grand scheme of things. Maybe I should buy some cowboy boots."
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In the middle ages: 'I believe earth is the center of the universe.'...Today:' I Know I'm the center of the universe.'
'Sorry I'm late, but you know how the Universe keeps expanding.'
Testing the Big Bangs theory.
'Tell them that, by funding our project, they agree the universe must be expanding, and that, as it expands, so must our budget!'
'So you're from Pluto too - small world.'
Science And Religion
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"Whoa. Have you lost weight, professor?"
Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.
'No, I think the universe is bigger than the twitterverse and the blogosphere put together.'
'Do you believe in a parallel universe?' 'I'm COUNTING on a parallel universe.'
"Apparently, word has gotten out about how crazy we Earthlings are. The rest of the universe has put a travel ban on us."
"Is this the bathroom mirror, or the portal to a parallel universe?"
"I have the whole universe to look after, so I'm putting you in charge of this planet."
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'In another universe parallel to our own.'
'OK, one more time. The first 'Star Wars' movie was 'Star Wars: IV'.'Star Wars:V' was the second movie...'
"...and at the edge of the universe it says 'Abandon hope, all ye who look beyond here'."
Please use other dimension.
"Bad news, Sol - you've got planets...!"