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"We're from Student Loans—we came to repo your B.A."
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"He's a nice young man, but are you sure he's an M.B.A.?"
Tags:masters, masters degree, masters diploma, grad, grads, graduate, graduates, business administration, university, universities, uni, university degree, university degrees, college, colleges, college degree, college degrees, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, counting, counting on fingers, finger counting, math, maths, mathematics
Locally Grown by a Guy with a Masters in Philosophy
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"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."
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'Quit basketball to concentrate on school. Are you crazy? Do you want to end up like all those other dreamers with a college degree and no job?'
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"What does he know, and how long will he know it?"
Jobs for graduates
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"You put PhD on birth certificate?!" "It's never to early to give em an advantage."
'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'
"Son, be honest with me, is your university degree in Fake News genuine?"
"Wait a minute! This is for winning a beard contest!"
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"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."
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'You don't have a college degree? Where did you do all of your drinking?'
'Quite frankly Stephan, we're all sick of you shoving your cum laude in our faces.'
'Everyone's a winner nowadays!'
Smart 3 Piece Suite.
"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."
'My tutor kindly agreed to help!'
Malcolm studied international relations.
Proof that triangles are intelligent
"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."
'Now that's an impressive CV.'