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'This younger generation is so pampered.'
'Well, Gosh...! How did you know I was an incoming freshman...?'
'It's outrageous - they don't want to be proper students like us at all - they come here to work!'
"What does he know, and how long will he know it?"
"Dude! I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?"
'And remember you success will be measured by how much money you donate to the universities alumni fund.'
It's not begging if you've been to college. It's attempting to arrange interim financing while restructuring your debt load.
Graduation is scary in this job market.
Last Parent Trying To Get Child Into College
'Tell me. Did the 253 internships come before or after the Ph.D in English?'
"It is my wish that this be the most educated country in the world, and toward that end I hereby ordain that each and everyone of my people be given a diploma."
'It's a social-climbing wall.'
'He's celebrating paying off his student loans.'
'That won't get you the job, you might however be able to make a fiver from the frame'
"I'm looking for an employer whose performance standards are as rigorous as those of the college I graduated from!"
Congratulation Graduates...student debt.
'I spent my retirement fund on my child's education and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'
"Today's test question: If Joe Jones accumulates $16,000 student loan debt in college, then gets a job earning $30,000 a ywar, in how many years would he pay off his loan debt?"
"This course covers deceptive student loans, bankruptcy laws and revenge."
Gender equality: step up to a level playing field.
"There was a time when only the rich went to university... now even they can't afford it."
'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'
"I've been to college, but I'm selling magazines to pay off my student loans."
"I don't have the $39,000 I need to pay off my student loans - I don't even have the comma."