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"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."
Tags:apologize, apologizes, apologizing, mess, messes, messy, bar, barns, barnyard, barnyards, sod, sod house, sod houses, prairie, prairies, move, moves, moving, move house, moving house, home, homes, farmer, farmers, farming, embarrassed, embarrassment, embarrassing, embarrass, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, humiliation, unkempt, real estate, hillbilly, hillbillies, impetus, motivation, motivate, motivates, motivating
Some assembly required.
A woman prepares to change into her freshly-cleaned grubby dress.
Tags:dress, dresses, dressing up, dresses up, poor, poor person, poor people, poverty, living in poverty, life of poverty, start of the day, starts of the day, drycleaner, drycleaners, dry cleaner, dry cleaners, dry cleaning, rags, dressed in rags, dressing in rags, tatter, tatters, tattered, unkempt, homeless, homelessness, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, beg, begs, begging, beggar, beggars
"I'm greener, yes. But am I happier?"
Tags:plant, plants, grass, greener, happier, happy, happiness, unhappy, the grass is greener on the other side, weed, weeds, unkempt, messy, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, lawn, lawns, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, jealously, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay
"I had an unexpected glimpse of myself in a mirror today. I need a new briefcase."
Tags:mirror, mirrors, appearance, appearances, looking bad, tatty, unkempt, messy, bald, balding, balding man, fat, fat man, fat men, weight gain, put on weight, putting on weight, old clothes, tatty clothes, tatty suit, tatty suits, least of your worries, least of your problems, lipstick on a pig, paper over the cracks, papering over the cracks
"Nice sonata, but it wouldn't hurt him to comb his hair and smile now and then."
Tags:sonata, sonatas, beethoven, ludwig von beethoven, genius, geniuses, musical genius, musical geniuses, piano, pianos, pianist, pianists, piano player, piano players, hair, hairstyle, hairstyle, bedhead, bedheads, comb, combs, combing, appearance, unkempt, type a, type a personality, type personalities, classical, classical music, composer, composers, composition, compositions, give offense, gives offense, giving offense, high standards, slovenly, personal hygiene, musician, musicians, appearance, appearances, superficial
"Excuse me, waiter? There's a hair in my soup."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, beard, beards, facial hair, long hair, hair, complain, complaining, complaint, complaints, customer, customers, soup, soups, hipster, hipsters, untidy, unkempt, unsanitary, unhygienic, food safety
'And, for God's sake, tuck in your bacon.'
The Grizzling of America
"The girl I fell in love with and married was an airline stewardess. An airline stewardess, Marie! Have you forgotten what that once meant to you?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, fall in love, airline stewardess, airline stewardesses, stewardess, stewardesses, air hostess, air hostesses, cabin crew, flight attendant, flight attendants, cabin attendant, cabin attendants, lazy, couch potato, couch potatoes, sloppy, personal appearance, unclean, messy, unattractive, uncaring, unkempt, unmotivated, complain, complaining, complaint, complaints, meaning, housewife, housewives
A man with long beard is looking at Beard Monthly magazine which has a long centerfold featuring a long beard.
"I believe young Lewis may be on to something."
Tags:dress code, dress codes, casual friday, casual fridays, casual, attire, attires, professional, professionals, professionalism, scruffy, beard, beards, bearded, unkempt, badly dressed, poorly dressed, innovator, innovators, innovation, idea, ideas, idea man, idea men, well-dressed, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, meeting, meetings, boardroom, boardrooms, professionalism, decorum, classy
"Oh dear, you've been in another power struggle."
"Which way to the House Good Taste, Mac?"
Tags:taste, tasteful, tastefulness, tacky, tacky outfit, tacky outfits, outfit, outfits, fashion sense, fashion faux pas, unkempt, dress, dresses, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, slovenly, loud, loud dresser, loud dressers, outlandish, crazy outfit, crazy outfits, stand out, stands out, standing out
"So how did you like getting away from it all?"
Tags:recluse, recluses, reclusive, hermit, hermits, hide, hides, hiding, hidden, get away from it all, getting away from it all, haircut, haircuts, freshen up, freshens up, freshening up, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, stylist, stylists, hairstyle, hairstyles, hairstyling, off the grid, going off the grid, unkempt, wild, rough it, roughing it
"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"
Tags:personal appearance, beauty, grooming, man, men, razor, razors, comb, combs, messy, 5 o'clock shadow, five o'clock shadow, stubble, facial hair, hair, unkempt, scruffy, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting
"We're preparing Jason to be my successor. That's the only thing we do here that you can call 'grooming'."
People wear t-shirts stating Custom Made or As Is on the street.
Man wearing t-shirt with "As seen" slogan
"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."
Tags:garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, fruit picker, fruit pickers, fruit picking, blackberry bush, blackberry bushes, fresh fruit, harvests, fruit, tree, apple, apples, picking, autumn, harvest, harvesting, seasonal fruit, seasonal fruits, garden chore, garden chores, yard work, yard chores, crop, blackberry, blackberries, bramble, brambles, crumble, neighbours, neighbors, untidy, unkempt, neglected, bright side, bright sides
'Because panhandling is an ART, not a SCIENCE.'
"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."
Tags:baldo, slob, slobs, sloppy, mess, messes, messy room, messy rooms, banana, bananas, gone off, expired, produce, teen, teens, teenager, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, moldy, mold, room, rooms, bedroom, bedrooms, unkempt, disaster zone, disaster zones, biohazard, biohazards, bio-hazard, bio-hazards, rotten
Scruffy man on desert island has written in the sand 'Help!! Need make grooming products.'