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'Well he certainly does a very thorough risk analysis.'
Tipping the I.R.S.
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"You don't look like a hurricane victim to me."
Tags:hurricane, hurricanes, hurricane victim, hurricane victims, tourist, tourists, poverty tourism, disaster, disasters, disaster tourism, disaster tourist, disaster tourists, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, beggar, beggars, begging, panhandle, panhandler, panhandlers, wild story, wild stories, unlikely, unbelievable, skeptic, skeptics, skeptical, sceptic, sceptics, sceptical
On this site will be constructed a 38-story luxury mausoleum
Angel Uses Lightning Bolt Like Sniper Rifle
Tags:gun, guns, gunman, snipe, sniped, sniper, snipers, sniper rifle, scope, scoped, no scope, scoped in, aim, aimed, angel, angels, unlikely, heaven, heavens, heavenly, lightning, lightning bolt, bolt, bolt action, bolts, repent, repents, repenting, retribution, retribution, god, gods, godly, god above, zeus, jupiter, religious imagery, religion, religions, myth
"Elsie is still waiting for postmenopausal zest to kick in."
Tags:menopause, menopausal, depression, depressed, depressing, lust for life, zest, seize the day, wait, waits, waiting, unrealistic, unlikely, long wait, long waits, lonely, loneliness, post-menopause, grow old, growing old, old woman, old women, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, mental health
"You also had a very good feeling about the last one."
Man Feeds The Vultures Instead Of The Pigeons
Tags:college, colleges, university, universities, hybrid, hybrids, combination, combinations, combine, combines, combining, oil and water, ballet, ballets, blend, blends, blending, unlikely, starving artist, starving artists, ballet, ballerina, ballerinas, technology, doctor, doctors, hairstylist, hairstylists, cosmetology, cosmetologist, cosmetologists
Untested Egg Recipes.
Tags:gullible, gullibility, cereal, cereals, breakfast cereal, breakfast cereals, breakfast, breakfasts, believer, believers, credulous, credulity, ad, ads, advert, adverts, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, sales pitch, sales pitches, deceive, deceives, deception, tall tale, tall tales, wild story, wild stories, unlikely, fraud, fraudulent, fraudulent claim, fraudulent claims, health benefit, health benefits, healthy food, healthy foods, processed food, processed foods
"See if you can hit Florida."
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"In a million years, I never thought I'd hear Sinatra sing 'Mr. Tambourine Man.' "
"Say, how about a book by Koch, O'Connor, and Bob Hope?"
"Always the last place you look."
Tags:whaler, whaling, harpoon, harpooning, seek, search, searching, whales, whale, sperm whale, crow's nest, look, looking, searched, crows nest, lost, hiding, hides, above, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, bot, boats, last place you look, moby dick, ahab, fiction, fictional, absurd, literature, big, huge, unmissable, unlikely
"No, she likes me best!"
Tags:general, generals, army, armies, girl, girls, women, woman, dating, dates, approval, approving, likes me best, competition, competitive, childish, children, childlike, immature, babyish, infantile, juvenile, silly, unlikely, unbecoming, commander, commanders, officer, officers, military, militaries
"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting
Tags:heart disease, zeus, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, god, gods, greek god, greek gods, roman god, roman gods, greek myth, greek mythology, statistics, hit by a bolt of lightning, stat, stats, unlikely, unlikely event, unlikely events, heart attack, heart attacks, heart disease, aim, aims, aiming, bad aim, poor aim, mock, mocks, mocking, disrespect, disrespects, disrespecting, disrespectful, throw, throws, throwing, bad shot, bad shots
Country Music Awards
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, horses, horse, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, modern, modern life, modern world, culture, culture clash, country and western, country, american culture, american music, daddy issues, back off, standoffish, stand-offish, stand offish, rebel, rebels, underwhelm, underwhelming, genre, genres, critique, criticism, music, musician, musicians, trope, tropes, cliche, cliches, invert, inversion, inverted, subvert, subverted, subversion, music industry, region, regions, regional, award, awards, unlikely
"We divided it up so I do everything right and he does everything wrong."
Tags:always right, never right, husbands and wives, wife, wives, fishwife, husband, husbands, married life, marriage, unhappy marriage, unhappy, unhealthy, bad, relationship, divided, dividing, divvied, bias, biased, women, woman, modern marriage, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, unlikely, cell, cell phone, phone, phones, phone call, call, calls, called
'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'
Tags:vaclav, vaclav havel, literary, literary politicians, politicians and literature, politicians, politician, political, politics, politics, plays, play, theater, theatre, theatrical, theatrics, playwrights, author, authors, writer, writers, one-act, one act, show, shows, government, governmental, politics, political, positive, politics positive, advertising, unlikely, unlikely headlines, signs, signage, musci, musicals, broadway, celebrity, celebrities, stage, stage show, stageshow, world leader, leaders, world leaders, international, global, modern politics, modern, modern world
"Great-now I'm gonna be suspicious of every poodle I meet."
Tags:robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, criminal, criminals, unlikely, suspect, suspicious, poodle, poodles, mugger, mugged, absurd, absurdist, dog, dogs, domestic, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners
"What's it all about, Alfie?"
BEWARE OF DOG
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Things Women Never Say: 'Sorry I'm late boss. I was talking to my husband and he wouldn't stop listening.'
Other Rembrandt Misattributions
Tags:art, classical, classical art, art history, art histories, historical, hoax, hoaxes, satirical, satire, satires, portraits, portrait, portraits, painting, paintings, dutch, dutch masters, masters, painting masters, ethics, ethic, fakes, deepfake, deep fakes, fake, fakes, faked, forgery, forgeries, forged, unlikely, unlikely images, obvious, oblivious