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"I'm surprised I'm still single - I always thought I'd be divorced by now."
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"I don't see myself bringing children into a world where I can't get a date."
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Tags:weddings, wedding, wedding cake, wedding cakes, tiered cake, tiered cakes, single, single person, single people, bachelor, bachelors, content, contentedness, lonely, loneliness, forever alone, antisocial, unsociable, unmarried, wedding cake topper, wedding cake toppers, wedding cake figurine, wedding cake figurines
"The fact that your parents weren't married does appear to make you a rat bastard."
"Do you realize that that was the first time neither of us was married?"
"All the good ones are buried."
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A man irons one of his pant legs.
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Single malt whisky bottle reading lonely hearts column.
"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."
'I worry that I'll end up living in a flat, with a single woman obsessed with her biological clock.'
"Is there a doctor in the house...hopefully unmarried?"
'Things have changed. A hen can lay an egg nowadays without being married and no one thinks a thing about it.'
The quest for spinsterhood.
'I'm not like some girls who rush into marriage. I'm waiting for someone to ask me.'
"The occasion? Oh—that would be the fifth anniversary of our never having got married because of an earlier experience of yours that had nothing to do with me."
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And so begins another evening of serious hobnobbing
Tags:hobnob, hobnobbing, snacks, snacbiscuit, biscuits, food, eating, snacking, snack, snacker, graze, grazing, couch potato, sofa spud, lazy, boredom, bored, tedium, slob, chilling, chillax, chillaxing, relaxing, middle age, middle aged, social lives, social life, loner, lonely, alone, bachelor, bachelors, singleton, single, unmarried, pondering, regret, remorse, solitude, biccies, sugar, diet, habit, habits, bad habits, greedy, greed, glutton, cookie, cookies
"Honestly, I don't know why we bother to live in sin..."
Was His (bumper sticker)
'We bought this for you on our romantic weekend because we know you've never been.'
'Good news honey, no marriage certificate and no tatoos.'
'We're not called midwives anymore. Europe insists that I be known as a midunmarried mother.'
'I've been lucky with men - I haven't met any yet...'
Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...
"Joan an I have been married 12 years...that's 84 to you!"