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"For People Who Enjoy Everything About Flying Except Being 30,000 Feet Up In The Air, There's The WIDE -BODY TRIAN!"
Tags:train, trains, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airliner, airliners, flight, flying, scared, transport, transportation, amenities, pointless, unhelpful, useless, pointless, unwanted, unneeded, travel, travels, travelling, comfort, comforts, experience, experiencing, experiences, experienecd, critical, critique, parody, parodies
"How much are we supposed to tip the guy who followed us to our room and flicked the light switch?"
Tags:tip, tipping, tipped, tipping culture, attendant, unnecessary, work, gratuity, service charge, unwanted, awkward, excessive, excessively, unneeded, redundant, creepy, desperate, desperately, eager, overly eager, gratuities, creep, creeps, bellhop, bellhops, bellboy, bellboys, bell hop, bell hops, bell boy, bell boys, service charge, service charges, uncertainty, social expectation, social expectations, social graces
"Elves, Jerry... I asked for ELves..."
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, north pole, the north pole, worker, workers, present, presents, build, builds, building, santa's workshop, workshop, workshops, mishear, misheard, elvis, elvis presley, king of rock and roll, the king of rock and roll, the king, sing, sings, singing, confuse, confused, confusion, mix-up, -mix-ups, recruit, recruits, recruiting, recruited, pointless, unnecessary, unneeded, christmas elves, santa's elves
'I think one plank is enough. Get rid of the high dive.'
Tags:pirate, pirates, pirate ship, pirate ships, plank, planks, walk the plank, high dive, high dives, dive, dives, diving, diver, divers, dived, high diver, high divers, no need, unneeded, enough, mast, sail, sails, ship, ships, boat, boats, sea, at sea, crows nest, crows nests, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"You should have worn the blue suit. Of course, I wouldn't want to interfere."
Tags:work, works, working, office, offices, corporate, corporation, corporations, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, take your mother to work day, suit, suits, opinion, opinions, annoy, annoys, annoying, boss, bosses, cancel, cancels, cancelled, annoy, annoyed, annoying, irritate, irritates, irritating, blue suit, preference, preferences, unneeded, uncalled for, interfere, interferes, interfering, professional, computer, computers, final, last, decision, decisions, pointless, unnecessary, distract, distracts, distracting
"We've decided to build a little cubicle around you and your desk, Harris."
His attitude is 'if it ain't broke, fix it anyway'.
"Well, I'm sorry, Wendell, I just assumed you knew you were a frill."
Tags:frill, unnecessary, unneeded, redundant, redundancy, unemployed, unemployment, fired, let go, laid off, extra, embellishment, employer, employers, employee, employees, manager, managers, business, businessmen, businessman, management, hierarchy, hiring manager, word play, name calling, rude, useless, unhelpful, office, offices
"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."
Tags:superfluous, unnecessary, unneeded, diner, diners, restaurant, restaurants, food, foods, drink, drinks, waitress, waitresses, server, servers, customer service, customer, customers, management, manager, boss, bosses, managers, staff, employee, employees, freebies, freebie, lunch counter, breakfast counter, lunch, breakfast, dinner, meal, meals, after dinner mint, mints, candy, candies
Lame gift cards.
'You have no messages...'
'I'm impressed, Williams. Your dedication and hard work have totally turned this company around. Unfortunately you're no longer needed.'
'According to the polls, Senator, the thing in Washington your constituents are most fed up with... is you.'
'When is someone going to tell him that his job was outsourced?'
'I'm not doing you a bit of good. How about the tooth fairy?'
Retirement Presentation - ...try and get a hobby so you won't be calling back to see us.