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"Why, there's nothing wrong with the old gentleman—his heart is as sound as a dollar!"
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"Don't forget to wash your hands."
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"I was wondering when you'd notice there's lots more steps."
Tags:evolution, theory of evolution, evolve, evolved, unevolved, human evolution, evolution of man, primitive man, primitive, evolutionary process, homo sapiens, homo sapien, stages of human evolution, stages, stage, stages of evolution, next stage, businessman, businessmen, pre-history, notice, noticed, unobservant, oblivious
"Nine years I played jokes on her and she never retaliates!"
Tags:prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, joker, jokers, joke, jokes, practical joke, practical jokes, nurse, bane, banes, resuscitate, resuscitates, hospital, hospitals, nursing home, nursing homes, sense of humour, sense of humor, resuscitating, retaliate, unprofessional, revenge, retaliation, vengeance, get back, ignorant, ignorance, unobservant, pay attention, paying attention
"Mark Zuckerberg would have known the colour of my eyes."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married couple, argument, arguments, husband, husbands, wife, wives, unobservant, forgetful, unromantic, romance, lack of romance, social media, data, personal data, hoarding data, collecting data, data collection, privacy, internet privacy, surveillance, surveillance culture
"That's a popular destination for that couple... they were here last year at this time..."
'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'
'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'
'Well?! Don't you notice anything different? I got a new kidney!'
'Have you got any self-help books?'
'You're not blowing it properly. Give it here.'
The three not so very wise men.
'Andrew! You never told me you had a twin!'
"The results of our medical investigations appear to suggest that you have an axe in your head."
Bill couldn't explain it but every day around 3 o'clock he would hit the wall.
"Let's see what's going on in the world."
'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'
'You're not much company, Donald.'
"Police, ambulance or fire brigade?"
"Is it my imagination, Moira, or has the clock stopped ticking?"
"Why didn't you tell me you like roses?"
Tags:rose, roses, bouquet, bouquets, flower, flowers, gift, gifts, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, daisy, daisies, hint, hints, subtle hint, subtle hints, missing the obvious, miss the obvious, missed the obvious, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, courtship, courtships, courting, oblivious, unobservant
"God, I HATE this planet..!"