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'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'
'Wear this on the train, it's better than people knowing you're a banker.'
"Come on—Somebody try to catch me! Anybody?"
Tags:gingerbread man, food, cake, cakes, carrot cake, carrot cakes, unpopular, folklore, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's literature, literature, children's story, children's stories, the gingerbread man, fictional character, fictional characters, desperate, unloved, unwanted, alone, lonely, forever alone, leftover
Hot dog vendor is struck by a new business strategy...Grilled Bankers.
"You're not there yet, but keep going. You've got to find something the voters like."
Blue State Trump Rally
Tags:trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, rally, political rally, rallies, political rallies, blue state, red state, election, elections, presidential election, presidential elections, presidential race, 2020 elections, 2016 elections, democrat supporters, unpopular, lack of support, empty rally, no supporters, us politics, politics
Day 11. Still can't tell if I'm the last human left alive after the apocalypse, or if it's just that no one is getting back to me.
"That's the dating guru."
Tags:guru, gurus, dating tip, dating tips, dating advice, love life, love-life, spiritualist, spiritualists, hermit, hermits, spiritual journey, spiritual journeys, wise men, wise man, wisdom, wisdoms, recluse, couples counselling, relationship counselling, marriage therapy, marriage coach, dating coach, dating coaches, love life, popularity, unpopular, bitter, bitterness
Discontinued sympathy cards
"I wrote, self-published and remaindered it myself."
"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."
Tags:business, investor, investors, investing, investment, investments, stock market, stock markets, stock, stocks, stockbroker, stockbrokers, trader, traders, trading, economy, finance, finances, money, restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, deli, delis, delicatessen, delicatessens, sandwich shop, sandwich shops, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, news, newspaper, newspapers, up, down, unchanged, sandwich, sandwiches, liverwurst, egg salad, peanut butter, jelly, pbj, wall street, dining, eating, popular, popularity, unpopular, server, servers, lunch, lunches, food
"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."
Tags:braces, glasses, nerd, nerds, nerdy, nerdiness, late bloomer, late bloomers, rejection, rejections, rejecting, cool, coolness, popular, popular kid, popularity, popular kids, unpopular, class reunion, class reunions, reunion, reunions, glasses, messiah, messiahs, christ, jesus christ, christian, christians, christianity, recognition, recognize, recognizes, recognizing, cool kid, cool kids, loser, losers, reject, rejects, rejection, rejections
"If we don't go, do you suppose anyone is going to assume we weren't invited?"
Tags:invite, invites, invitation, invitations, party, parties, dinner party, dinner parties, social party, social event, social events, party guest, party guests, popularity, popularity contest, socializing, socialising, socialise, socializes, unpopular, unpopularity, keeping up appearances, keep up appearances, snob, snobs, elitism, elitist, elitists, social circle, social circles
"There were those who hated his guts- but not me."
"We've received many letters from your constituents urging you to stay right where you are."
Tags:politician, politicians, corrupt, corruption, corruption charge, corruption charges, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, correctional facilities, visiting hours, outpouring, constituent, constituents, unpopular, hated, hatred, support, supporter, supporters, congressman, congressperson, congressmen, senator, senators
Uh oh, it's...Mondo Man.
"Have you figured out how I can be on the right side of history without being on the wrong side of now?"
Tags:right side of history, partisan, partisans, partisanship, political correctness, politically correct, wrong side of history, politician, politicians, history, poll, polls, polling, pollster, pollsters, downside, downsides, principle, principles, principled stand, principled stands, political issue, political issues, partisan issue, divisive issue, divisive issues, political divide, political divides, political division, political divisions, popularity, popularity contest, popularity contests, unpopular, reelection, reelection campaign, reelection campaigns, reelect, reelects, reelecting
Congressman Blowviatt demands no more sex in the Oval Office
"Say what you will - I think it's in very bad taste!
Tags:nero, rome, roman, romans, roman emperor, roman emperors, fiddle, fiddles, fiddling, great fire of rome, emperor, emperors, indifferent, indifference, poor taste, arson, arsonist, arsonists, lyre, lyres, play, plays, playing, politician, politicians, unpopular, unpopularity, poor taste, campaign, campaigns, campaign ad, campaign ads
"Wilbur is consistently unpleasant-a sort of Dr. Hyde and Mr. Hyde."
"You are fair, compassionate, and intelligent, but you are perceived as biased, callous, and dumb."
Tags:relationships, public, pseudo science, relations, men, psychics, fortune tellers, psychology, personality, perception, perceptions, unpopular, unpopularity, callous, unlikable, unlikable personality, misperception, misperceptions, false impression, false impressions, bad impression, bad impressions, mankoff
"Oh, Lord! Here comes that common garden pest again!"
"Remember, your last speech, you got 15,000 tweets per minute to shut up...."
"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."
Tags:ice cream, ice-cream, ice cream parlor, ice cream parlors, ice cream parlour, ice cream parlours, ice cream shop, ice cream shops, flavors, flavours, ice cream flavors, ice cream flavours, strange flavors, unusual flavors, pity, sympathy, weird flavors, esoteric, niche, niche market, niche markets, unpopular, unpopular flavors, ice cream stand, ice cream stands
'Another scandal, and it could affect our popularity with the American public.'