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'Wear this on the train, it's better than people knowing you're a banker.'
"Door to door salesmen are welcomed at any door but mine!"
"Staff turnover has become a MAJOR problem. It feels as though we've only just settled someone in before we have to replace them..."
"Bankers have had a bad press..."
"A banker...really, I don't think so!"
"After years of being pilloried by the press being blamed for anything and everything that goes wrong..."
"Er...when I said I was a banker, it's more 'financial services' really."
"Sure people hate politicians. But remember...you're nobody until somebody loathes you!"
'Did you ever throw your hat into the political ring?'
"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."
The Sandman doesn't like politicians, so he often leaves sand in their shoes.
'I tell people I'm in banking.'
'According to my calculations we need to sell the house to pay the heating bills.'
"Come away from him dear.... He could be in finance."
"The lawyers have to stop insulting each other."
The Elvis nobody wanted to know.
"Somehow I'm just not popular. I'm an IRS agent, but I moonlight as a telemarketer and an Uber driver."
I don't brake for lawyers
"And I'm actually the one who puts the giblets back into the chickens..."
"This will be an easy one. These lawyers don't have any working internal organs."
"Right, we need three units of lawyer blood. Make sure it's really cold."
'A brainless, soulless horde with no direction, preying on others. That's not zombies, Congress is in session.'
"Once upon a time there was a kind old bank that did not charge its customers a fee."