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'Wear this on the train, it's better than people knowing you're a banker.'
"Door to door salesmen are welcomed at any door but mine!"
"Staff turnover has become a MAJOR problem. It feels as though we've only just settled someone in before we have to replace them..."
"A banker...really, I don't think so!"
"Bankers have had a bad press..."
"To help prevent people from hating lawyers so much, I always send a 'Thank You' card to everyone I sue."
"Er...when I said I was a banker, it's more 'financial services' really."
"After years of being pilloried by the press being blamed for anything and everything that goes wrong..."
The Ekert Saga: '...I just have to explain how 'turning the other cheek' actually means 'justifiable homicide'...peace of cake...'
"Sure people hate politicians. But remember...you're nobody until somebody loathes you!"
'Did you ever throw your hat into the political ring?'
"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."
The Sandman doesn't like politicians, so he often leaves sand in their shoes.
'According to my calculations we need to sell the house to pay the heating bills.'
'I tell people I'm in banking.'
"Come away from him dear.... He could be in finance."
"The lawyers have to stop insulting each other."
"Somehow I'm just not popular. I'm an IRS agent, but I moonlight as a telemarketer and an Uber driver."
"The office next door is vermin-infested...hedge fund managers."
"Look what the probe just sent. There appears to be water on the asteroid, but there is one hell of a dangerous life form in it!"
I don't brake for lawyers
"And I'm actually the one who puts the giblets back into the chickens..."
"Right, we need three units of lawyer blood. Make sure it's really cold."
'A brainless, soulless horde with no direction, preying on others. That's not zombies, Congress is in session.'
"This will be an easy one. These lawyers don't have any working internal organs."