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"You don't bring a fife to a gunfight."
Tags:fife, flute, drum and flute, drums, drum, flutes, military band, military, instrument, instruments, wind instrument, wind instruments, guns, gun, gun fight, battle, battles, war, wars, you don't bring a knife to a gunfight, word play, play on words, thirteen colonies, 13 colonies, colonies, colonials, colonial war, revolutionary war, revolution, soldier, soldiers, unprepared, unprotected, defenceless, defenseless, history, historical
"I'm not ready for marriage, Allison. I don't have a clear exit strategy."
'Stop! Listen to me! Size matters!!'
Tags:pole vault, pole vaulter, pole vaulters, pole vaulting, pole vaults, size matters, size doesnt matter, short, short pole, pole, poles, unprepared, prepared, preparation, prepares, athlete, athletes, athletics, athletic, run, runs, running, runner, equipment, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Look, I know I'm here to answer some tough questions, but could I have some easy ones to warm up with?"
Tags:politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, press, press conference, conference, reporter, reporters, journalism, journalists, journalist, dodging the question, avoiding the question, unprepared, not prepared, unprofessional, public speaking, public speaker, public speakers
Tags:conductor, conductors, orchestra, orchestras, music, musician, musicians, music, fake, fakes, faker, fake it, fakes it, faking it, musician, musicians, musical, read music, reads music, reading music, music stand, music stands, fraud, frauds, impostor, impostors, impostor syndrome, unprepared, failing to prepare, preparation, preparations, preparing
The most embarrassing day in the history of the Swiss army.
Tags:swiss, switzerland, army, armies, knife, knives, embarrass, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassments, ran out, run out, unprepared, soldier, soldiers, general, generals, major, majors, sergeant, sergeants, captain, captains, toothpick, toothpicks, adapt, adapts, adaptable, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Oh, is that today?"
Tags:national aeronautics and space administration, nasa, astronaut, astronauts, space, outer space, outerspace, spacesuit, spacesuits, helmet, helmets, spaceship, spaceship, space shuttle, space shuttles, take-off, blast-off, takeoff, launch, launches, launching, launch day, science, unprepared, unready, not prepared, not ready, caught off guard, underdressed, under-dressed, forgot, careless, error, errors, mistake, mistakes, important, big day, work, job, career, space travel
"It's co-wuld! You didn't tell me it was going to be co-wuld!"
Tags:ski, skiing, skiing holiday, skiing holidays, skier, skiers, regret, regrets, regretful, cold, the cold, cold weather, freezing, freezing weathers, unprepared, misunderstand, misunderstanding, uninformed, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, miscommunications, miscommunication, complain, complaining, complaint, complaints
"Whiskers! Where's your helmet?!"
Tags:football game, football games, footballer, footballers, football match, football matches, football helmet, football helmets, football kit, football kits, head wound, head wounds, football team, football teams, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, cat person, cat people, cat lover, cat lovers, protective gear, protective gears, forgetful, unprepared, preparation
"We have no funding for disasters that have not yet happened..."
"Ice Age Deniers."
Tags:ice age, climate change, global warming, environmental issues, environmental disaster, environmental disasters, climate change denier, climate change deniers, climate change denial, denial, denying the obvious, deny the obvious, freezing, freeze, freezing to death, unprepared, climate change skeptic, climate change sceptic, climate change skeptics, climate change sceptics
A jack in the box pops out on the operating table.
Tags:operating table, operating tables, operating room, operating rooms, surgery, surgeries, surgical procedure, surgical procedures, jack-in-the-box, toy, toys, children's toy, children's toys, surprise, surprises, surprising, caught off guard, off-guard, unprepared, startle, startles, startling, startled, surgeon, surgeons, doctor, doctors, wind-up toy, wind-up toys, scare, scares, scaring
"I'm not sure if I'm ready to commit to one phone number for life."
Worker: 'QUICK, does anybody here know First Aid?!' / Worker: 'Yeah, him.'
"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."
Tags:work, promotion, promotions, new position, new job, job, jobs, unqualified, under-qualified, management, manager, managers, boss, superior, employer, employee, employers, employees, qualifications, unprepared, medical malpractice, ambition, overly ambitious, medical, medical management, hospital management, hospital
Worker: 'QUICK, does anybody here know CPR?!' / Worker: 'Yeah, him.'
"So, let me get this right. All the job involves is running around a track as fast as I can?"
Tags:rabbit, hare, greyhound, greyhound racing, dog, dog racing, greyhound track, interview, job interview, candidate, job description, unfair, dishonest, hr, human resources, job search, job hunt, inadequate, unprepared, lie, lying, boss, employer, employee, employees, greyhounds, dog, dogs, canine, canines
Al, The Go-From Guy
Tags:go-to guy, go to guy, big boss, the big guy, men, man, office, office life, insecure, insecurity, inept, ineptitude, incapable, desk jockey, unreliable, unstable, instability, rely, word-play, play on words, word play, businessmen, business men, business man, business man, prepare, prepared, unprepared, that guy, unhelpful, useless
"Man, I hate it when she sneaks up on me like that."
"Well if that's not the law it certainly ought to be."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, unprepared, logic, logical, arguing, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence
'I didn't have time to prepare a resume.'
"Dude! I am so not prepared for this!"
Tags:olden days, american history, american indian, indian, indians, columbus, columbus day, holiday, holidays, christopher columbus, nina, pinta, santa maria, preparation, preparations, new world, invader, invaders, invasion, invasions, western, westerner, westerners, western civilization, colonialism, colonialist, colonialists, unprepared, unwelcome, party, parties, partying
Worry about everything that might happen/Me/Be ready for nothing that does happen.
Tags:personality type, personality types, anxiety, anxious, anxiousness, personality, personalities, venn graph, venn diagram, venn diagrams, venn graphs, worrier, worriers, worrying, disorganized, disorganised, preparation, prepper, preppers, future anxiety, gad, general anxiety disorder, intrusive thought, intrusive thoughts, mental state, mental states, unprepared, unready, unreadiness, panic
"How'd you know I was from New York?"
"It's not the captivity – I'm just not sure if I'm ready to have kids."