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'Seven...Eight...Nine...WOO! Sucking up these flies! Ok, Mrs. Hurnley, lets get rid of that excess saliva of yours.'
"I think it's time we established new guidelines for corporate behavior."
"Long answer: he's dead. Short answer: dead."
"I told you never call me at work."
'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'
'Ready, set... Blow. Ready, set...Glow. Ready, set...'
'Elbow, twelve o'clock!'
'Throw in a Danish and we'll talk.'
'My gavel says 'blunt force trauma.'
'If she'll agree to stop undressing me with her eyes.'
'At this time, for no particular reason, I'd like to introduce into the record my rendition of 'The girl from Ipanema'.'
'I disagree with your contention that you have the body of a man half your age. . .'
'Counsel will refrain from browbeating the witness...'
'I rest my case, and my booty, your honor.'
'The complex,yes, the inferiority, no.'
'I ask you: Is this the toupee of an adulterer?'
Sticks and stones!
'Permission to badger the witness, your honor.'
'Lets's see a smile!'
'I'm tired of your games, AL.'
'Dr. Hall's horoscope says not to tamper with another person's heart, so he's postponing your bypass surgery until next week.'
'The good news it the Biopsy was negative. The better news is my pants stay up like a dream now.'