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'Seven...Eight...Nine...WOO! Sucking up these flies! Ok, Mrs. Hurnley, lets get rid of that excess saliva of yours.'
"Hell—let's exhaust our illegal options too."
"When I'm with you, Miss Lawson, the billable hours just fly by."
A therapist laughing behind the back of his patient who is an upset looking clown.
"Fortunately, I'm a specialist, Miss Dawson, because you're special."
"Pull my finger."
Sticks and stones!
'Permission to badger the witness, your honor.'
'Throw in a Danish and we'll talk.'
'My gavel says 'blunt force trauma.'
'If she'll agree to stop undressing me with her eyes.'
'At this time, for no particular reason, I'd like to introduce into the record my rendition of 'The girl from Ipanema'.'
'Counsel will refrain from browbeating the witness...'
'I disagree with your contention that you have the body of a man half your age. . .'
'I rest my case, and my booty, your honor.'
'I'm afraid my gag order also applies to thought balloons, counselor.'
'I ask you: Is this the toupee of an adulterer?'
'The complex,yes, the inferiority, no.'
'Lets try something a little different today, Al...'
'Dr. Hall's horoscope says not to tamper with another person's heart, so he's postponing your bypass surgery until next week.'
A former ranch hand, Dr. Durmley liked to show off his ability to rope and extract a tooth.'