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"What the hell? We could use an idiot."
Tags:idiot, idiots, hiring, hire, hires, hired, new guy, new guys, diversity, workplace diversity, diversity hire, diversity hires, positive discrimination, moron, morons, unqualified, incompetent, incompetence, application, applications, interview, interviews, interviewing, job interview, job interviews, worker, workers, working, colleague, colleagues, co-worker, co-workers
"I see by your resume that you've got a big problem with formatting."
Tags:cv, cvs, curriculum vitae, curriculum vitaes, resume, resumes, job application, job applications, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, modern technology, modern technology, formatting, text formatting, under qualified, under-qualified, unqualified, bad interview, bad interviews, computer skills, out of touch, behind the times
Mrs. Lipman lacked organizational skills.
Tags:organization, organizational skill, organizational skills, office manager, office managers, office management, file, files, file clerk, file clerks, filing clerk, filing clerks, organisational skill, organisational skills, unqualified, disorganised, disorganized, unorganized, unorganised, out of control, lose control, losing control, incompetent, incompetence, file, files, filing, filing cabinet, filing cabinets, desk job, desk jobs
"I want you to switch from alchemy and shape-shifting to job creation."
Tags:wizard, wizards, merlin, magician, magicians, alchemy, alchemist, alchemists, king, kings, royal, royals, royality, government, governments, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, inexperience, inexperienced, unemployment, unemployment issues, unemployment crisis, shape shifting, shape shifter, shape shifter, shape-shifting, shape-shifter, shape-shifters, unqualified, under-qualified, under qualified, bad leadership, reshuffles, reshuffle cabinet reshuffle, cabinet reshuffles, reshuffling, cabinet reshuffling
"I trust him - he has a science background."
Tags:kids, kid, child, children, wizard, magic, magician, potion, magic potion, cauldron, cook, cooking, poison, animals, animal cruelty, animal rights, black magic, science, scientists, scientist, experiment, experiments, laboratory, lab, qualifications, unqualified, qualified, trust, trustworthy, skills, background skills
"Who am I to question our government's policies? I'll tell you who I am! I'm Bernard A. Nesbitt, who reads the 'Times,' the 'Wall Street Journal,' the 'Post,' 'Newsweek,' 'Time,' 'Business Week,' 'U.S.News & World Report,' 'Look,' 'Life,' and 'Saturday Evening Post.' That's who I am!"
Tags:current events, current event, news report, news reports, news story, news stories, government policy, government policies, informed, news show, news shows, informed reader, news program, news programs, political events, political event, headline, headlines, magazine, magazines, cocktail party, cocktail parties, small talk, small-talk, critic, critics, critical, cynic, cynics, political opposition, political opponent, political opponents, political view, political views, informed voter, informed voters, qualification, qualifications, opinion, opinions, opinionated, unqualified, armchair expert, armchair experts, expert, experts, expertise
"Let me through, I'm a pharmaceutical rep."
Tags:emergency, emergencies, medical, medicine, medical emergency, medical emergencies, pharmaceutical rep, pharmaceutical reps, pharmaceutical representative, pharmaceutical representatives, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical companies, medical professional, medical professionals, medical advice, medical care, doctor, doctors, nurse, nurses, paramedic, paramedics, first aid, health care, healthcare, unqualified, questionable, suspicious, unhelpful, modern life
"Wow, that sounds like a hell of an investment to me!"
Tags:business woman, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, dog, dogs, pet dog, pet dogs, puppy, puppies, investment, investments, investor, investors, phonecall, phonecalls, under qualified, unqualified
"Do you have any references?"
Tags:superhero, superheroes, applicant, applicants, job application, job applications, application, applications, interview, interviews, interviewing, job interview, job interviews, employment, reference, references, job reference, job references, personnel, personnel department, human resources, human resources department, human resources departments, comic book, comic books, recruit, recruits, recruiting, lack of references, job experience, qualification, qualifications, unqualified, limited, limitation, limitations
"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"
Tags:made man, made men, liberal arts, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, mafia, mob, mobster, mobsters, liberal arts, liberal arts degree, liberal arts degrees, education, importance of education, college education, college educated, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, qualify, qualified, unqualified, expectations, high expectations, criminal, criminals
"Until my diplomas come back from the framer I don't feel comfortable giving you a diagnosis."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, diploma, diplomas, certificate, certificates, medical school, med school, framer, framers, frame, frames, diagnosis, diagnoses, questionable, bad doctor, bad doctors, uncomfortable, awkward, unqualified, insecure, low self-confidence, low self-esteem
"My team of advisers is so fantastic it's unbelievable."
Tags:trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, trump administration, presidential adviser, presidential advisers, unqualified, qualification, qualifications, mythical creature, mythical creatures, mythical being, fiction, fictions, fictional character, fictional characters, white house staff, white house staffer, white house staffers, trump white house, white house, trump cabinet
Multiple Personality Psychiatrists
Tags:therapy, therapists, therapist, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychoanalysis, multiple personality disorder, multiple-personality disorders, multiple personality disorders, multiple-disorders personality, incompetent, incompetence, unqualified, under qualified
"I spy something red."
Tags:i spy, i spy with my little eye, games, game, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, nurse, nurses, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, operation, operating, operate, medical, medical procedure, medical procedures, blood, guessing, guessing game, guessing games, inexperienced doctor, young doctor, unprofessional, team, teamwork, childish, immature, unqualified, under qualified, untrustworthy
"While you were out, somebody with three names called."
Tags:receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, employee, employees, assistant, assistants, useless, incompetent, incompetents, unhelpful, business, businessman, businessperson, unprofessional, inept, unqualified, underqualified, inadequate, amateur, amateurs, work, working, workers, worker, distracted, distracting
"And now I'd like you to join me in welcoming to the board Arne Savin from Morgan Stanley, Chet Bentson from Bankers Trust, and Tempest Dawn from 'Baywatch.'"
Tags:hire, hires, hiring, women in the workplace, diversity hire, diversity hires, sexism, sexist, hiring practice, hiring practices, qualification, qualifications, unqualified, superficial, superficiality, board meeting, board meetings, chairman of the board, welcome, welcomes, welcoming, boardroom, boardrooms
"But I might need time off to grab my gun and rush home to defend my family."
Tags:redneck, rednecks, hillbilly, hillbillies, farmer, farmers, trailer trash, trailer park, white trash, unprofessional, job interview, bad candidate, second amendment, gun, guns, protection, vacation time, benefits, time off, recruitment, hiring manager, hiring managers, manager, management, unqualified, gun control, right to bear arms, constitutional rights
"I forgot to say I was breast-fed."
Tags:breastfeed, breastfeeds, breastfeeding, qualification, qualifications, qualify, qualifies, qualifying, resume, resumes, personnel, personnel department, personnel departments, employment, employment agencies, padding your resume, unqualified, c/v, c/vs, cv, cvs, hire, hires, hiring, hiring officer, hiring officers, personnel, personnel department, personnel departments, hr department, hr departments
"Learned counsel should use shorter words. Learned counsel is forgetting that this Court was not an 'A' student."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, education, schooling, literacy, literate, illiterate, illiteracy, student, students, bad student, bad students, studying, big words, intelligence, language, vocab, vocabulary, learned, forgetting, forgot, unprofessional, unqualified
"Yes, I know you have a contract with the zoo, doctor. . . but it's with the zoo staff, not with the animals!"
'Reading, writing, and arithmetic? Why wasn't I told of this?'
"It's Harvard, Professor. They want to know when you're going to grade last June's exams."
Tags:political campaign, political campaigns, political campaigning, political candidate, political candidates, running for president, professor, professors, university professor, university professors, grading papers, grading exams, marking, incompetent, incompetence, campaign trail, the campaign trail, standing for president, us politics, lazy, laziness, unfocused, unqualified, ill qualified, neglect, neglectful, boston, cambridge
"I think this whole 'allowing dogs on airplanes' situation is getting a little out of control!"
"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."
Tags:work, promotion, promotions, new position, new job, job, jobs, unqualified, under-qualified, management, manager, managers, boss, superior, employer, employee, employers, employees, qualifications, unprepared, medical malpractice, ambition, overly ambitious, medical, medical management, hospital management, hospital
"No, I ordered a hot-air balloon. Not a hot-air buffoon."