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"I envy you—laughing all day long, and being paid for it, too!"
Tags:laugh, laughs, laughing, cartoonist, cartoonists, professional, professionals, pro, pros, make a living, makes a living, making a living, freelancer, freelancers, freelancing, funny, humor, humorist, humorists, humour, envy, envies, envying, perception, perceptions, perceive, perceives, perceiving, laugh, laughs, laughing, unrealistic, depressed, depression, sad, sadness, melancholy, melancholic, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, reality
"Let's face it, kid. You're never gonna be a real boy, and I'm never gonna be a made guy."
Tags:wiseguy, wiseguys, wise guy, wise guys, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafia member, mafia members, made guy, made man, mob, organized crime, gangster, gangsters, crossover, crossovers, cartoons, animation, classic, classics, dream, dreams, hope, hopes, whack, whacks, whacked, mob hit, mob hits, unrealistic, goal, goals, set goals, setting goals, real boy, life goal, life goals
"I think his Olympic dreams have died."
"That is the correct answer, Billy, but I'm afraid you don't win anything for it."
Tags:game show, game shows, expectation, expectations, expectant, entitled, entitlement, reward, rewards, prize, prizes, prize money, student, students, grade school, elementary school, teacher, teachers, kid, kids, answer, answers, correct answer, correct answers, money, win, wins, winner, winners, winning, winnings, quiz show, quiz shows, unrealistic
"Are you starting to feel fabulous yet?"
Tags:fabulous, feeling, feelings, cocktail party, cocktail parties, unattractive, fabulous, sarcasm, out-of-place, stick out, sticking out, sore thumb, stand out, stands out, standing out, model, models, fashion model, fashion models, good looking, average looking, hollywood, unrealistic, beauty, beauty standard, beauty standards, exclude, excludes, exclusion, excluding, hipster, hipsters, middle age, middle-aged, average-looking
"Can you swim out there and charge my cell?"
Tags:windmill, windmills, wind turbine, wind turbines, turbine, turbines, wind power, charge, charges, charging, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, smartphones, inconvenient, inconvenience, expectant, expectation, expectations, unrealistic, phone charger, phone chargers, wife, wives, husband, husbands
Tags:pinocchio, pinocchios diner, pinocchio's diner, fairy tale, fairy tales, nose, noses, nose growing, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, health food, healthy eating, healthy eater, healthy eaters, saying what you want to hear, says what you want to hear, unrealistic, msg, no msg, veggie dog, veggie dogs, no calories, calorie, calories, greasy spoon, greasy spoons, fad diet, fad diets
"I had a wonderful time. I just wish you were Oprah giving away cars."
Tags:oprah, oprah winfrey, giveaway, giveaways, handout, handouts, hand out, hand outs, free car, free cars, new car, new cars, car, cars, date, dates, dating, single life, expectation, expectations, expectant, expecting, unrealistic, rich, riches, rich person, rich people, talk show, talk shows, talk show host, talk show hosts, gift, gifts, free gift, free gifts
"We want organic, we want local, and we want cruelty-free."
Tags:organic, organic food, demand, demands, demanding, local, local food, local food provider, local food providers, food miles, cruelty, cruelty-free, demand, demands, demanding, unrealistic, outrageous, diner, diners, greasy spoon, greasy spoons, expectation, expectations, hippy, hippies, hippie, flower child, flower children
"Cheer up, Jimbo -- It's only a matter of time before one of those big executive searches going on out there stumbles across you."
Tags:boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, sarcasm, sarcastic, unemployment, unemployed, unrealistic, unrealistic expectations, job search, career path, careers, career, job, jobs, condescending, patronizing, patronising, nagging, nag, bother, bothering, annoy, annoying, pestering, pester
"Elsie is still waiting for postmenopausal zest to kick in."
Tags:menopause, menopausal, depression, depressed, depressing, lust for life, zest, seize the day, wait, waits, waiting, unrealistic, unlikely, long wait, long waits, lonely, loneliness, post-menopause, grow old, growing old, old woman, old women, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, mental health
In your dreams, ladies.
"I'd like a full canteen with lemon."
Tags:water, water with lemon, lemon, lemons, cowboy, cowboys, restaurant, restaurants, ordering, order, orders, drink, drinks, beverage, beverages, fruit, fruits, unrealistic, expectations, high standards, desert, deserts, horseback, unavailable, annoying customer, customers, customer, picky, fussy, particular, choosy, high maintenance, canteen, canteens, high expectations, posh, upper class, upper crust, culture clash, culture clashes
"Look, it's silly for you to come home from work miserable every day. Why don't you just stay there?"
Tags:office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, overworked, overwork, overworking, workaholic, workaholics, workaholism, depressed, depression, depressive, depressive, misery, miserable, unrealistic, modern life, modern times, the rat race, rat race, job satisfaction, mental health, getting home, arriving home, coming home, end off the day, the end off the day, bad advice
"How's the burger?"
Tags:beach, beachfront, jetty, harbor, harbor side, harbour side, harbour, foodie, foodies, food stall, stall, stand, food stand, food hut, crab, crabs, crab meat, food lover, food lovers, burger, burgers, unrealistic, provide, providing, customer, customers, customer service, food industry, service industry, customer is always right, customer's always right, wrong, not for sale, misinterpret, misinterpreted, stupid, stupidity, snack, snacks
Mouse returns home from work.
Family applauding father
Tags:clap, clapping, claps, clapped, praise, praising, praised, business, businessman, fantasy, unrealistic, sarcastic, sarcasm, family, families, children, parents, earning, earner, breadwinner, breadwinners, male fantasy, business people, well done, applaud, applauding, applauds, parent, father, fathers, dad, dads
"Yes, Jimmy, this is how you'll look if you keep working out with your rubber strap!"
Tags:consumerism, consumerist, consumerists, fitness, physical fitness, workout, workouts, working out, strength training, psychology, motivate, motivates, motivation, motivations, reflection, reflections, unrealistic, expectation, expectations, expecting, expectant, muscular, muscleman, musclemen, muscle man, muscle men, bodybuilder, bodybuilders, bodybuilding
Congressman Blowviatt demands no more sex in the Oval Office
"While we haven't actually achieved these results yet the existence of this chart demonstrates our preparation."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, office life, meeting, meetings, board meeting board meetings, board member, board members, presentation, presenter, presenters, report, reports, chart, charts, graph, graphs, profit, profits, result, results, preparation, prepared, wishful thinking, looking ahead, optimism, optimistic, optimist, optimists, positive thinking, unrealistic, fantasy, finances
"I feel I'm losing touch with the unrealistic view I have of him."
Tags:relationships, relationship, relationship advice, dating, date, dates, relationship issue, relationship issues, unrealistic, unrealistic view, unrealistic views, pedestal, on a pedestal, out of touch, losing touch, men, female friendship, friendship, friendships, failing relationship, failing relationships, failing marriage, failing marriages
"We found the spare key under the welcome mat."
Tags:royal, royalty, king, kings, welcome, welcome mat, medieval, olden days, monarch, monarchy, monarchs, peasant, peasants, revolt, revolts, castle, castles, unrealistic, parallel, rich, poor, overthrow, rebellion, rebels, peasants revolt, key, keys, easy, entry, oversight, foolish, obvious, throne, crown, class warfare, warfare, revolution, revolutions, history, combination
"My child's school is having an auction, so can your entire life come to a halt?"
Tags:school, schools, auction, auctions, fundraiser, fundraisers, fundraising, unrealistic, expectation, expectations, self-interest, self-interested, selfish, parent, parents, modern parent, modern parents, parenting, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, nuisance, nuisances, co-worker, co-workers, colleague, colleagues, entitled, entitlement complex, imposition, impositions, impose, imposing
At the Corner of Irate and Insane