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"I took a look at the First Amendment, and some of that stuff isn't funny."
Tags:boat, boats, boating, sail, sailing, sailing away, leave, leaves, leaving, escape, escapes, escaping, captain, captains, america, united states, constitution, unsafe, serious, first amendment, congress, freedom of speech, not funny, glance, glanced, entice, enticing, emigrate, emigrating, emigration, moving, attract, attracts, attracting, free world
'You mean to tell me there are no fire exits?!'
Tags:hell, devil, devils, satan, satanist, satanists, fire, burn, burns, burning, fire exit, fire exits, escape, escapes, escape route, escape routes, safe, safety, health and safety, fire marshal, fire marshals, unsafe, pointless, useless, dangerous, danger, lucifer, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"THE SECRET ELEPHANT ICE SKATING RINK"
Tags:elephant, elephants, ice skating, ice skater, ice skaters, ice-skating, figure skater, ice-skaters, rink, rinks, ice rink, ice rinks, ice-rink, ice-rinks, thin ice, skating on thin ice, skating, skater, skaters, winter, winters, freezing, frozen lake, frozen lakes, fallen through, accident, accidents, crack, cracks, danger, dangers, dangerous, unsafe
"Oh, how I long for the days when you could flip someone the bird and live to tell about it."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, road rage, violence, flip the bird, flipping the bird, problem, problems, bad driving, bad driver, bad drivers, unsafe, dangerous, risky, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun crime, gun violence, gun control, firearms regulation, retaliation, vengeance, the good old days, modern life
"Don't you need a license to carry that?"
Tags:license, licenses, licence, licences, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, carry, carries, carrying, transport, transports, transporting, head injury, head injuries, traumatic, traumatic head injury, traumatic head injuries, accident, accidents, zombie, zombies, unsafe, safety, gun license, gun licenses, gun, guns
The Annual Running of the Cabs
Tags:cab, cabs, cabby, cabbies, bad driver, bad drivers, running of the bulls, pamplona, spain, spanish, taxi, taxis, taxi driver, taxi drivers, modern life, modern times, unsafe, safety, run away, runs away, running away, risk life, risking lives, run, runs, running, runner, runners, flee, flees, fleeing, tradition, traditions
"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."
"Here comes your tomato surprise, sir!"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, tomato surprise, surprise, surprises, surprise attack, surprise attacks, attacking, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, evil, horror, fantasy, death, customer, customers, patron, patrons, food safety, health hazard, health hazards, unsafe, imminent death, dark humor, dark humour, black humour, black humor, bad surprise, bad surprised
"They're most dangerous when you stop petting them."
"So much for your idea of having a pet!"
Tags:pet, pets, hell, hellscape, hellscapes, caveman, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, prehistoric, prehistory, dog, dogs, new dog, new dogs, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, beast, beasts, hellbeast, hellbeasts, hell beast, hell beasts, hound, hounds, bite, bites, biting, out of control, cave, caves, wild dog, wild dogs, wolf, wolves, threaten, threatens, threatening, unsafe
"I'll take the bottom bunk."
Tags:military, soldier, soldiers, army, armies, war, wars, warfare, bunker, bunkers, trench, trenches, furniture, bunk bed, bunk beds, bed, beds, bunk, bunks, top bunk, bottom bunk, safe, safety, danger, dangerous, risky, unsafe, protection, protected, covered, unprotected, exposed, shooting, gunfire, gun, guns, weapon, weapons
"I got hot."
Tags:fire, fires, fireman, firemen, firefighter, firefighters, fighting fire, fighting fires, heat, warm, dangerous, danger, safety, safe, protect, protection, fire safety, hose, unsafe, workplace safety, protective gear, gear, equipment, protective equipment, underwear, pants, helmet, helmets, bad clothing choices, clothing choices
"Shouldn't you rake those up first and then set them on fire?"
Tags:leaf, leaves, clearing leaves, raking, raking leaves, rake, rakes, chore, chores, housework, yardwork, landscaping, landscaper, lawn, lawns, yard, yards, garden, gardens, gardening, fire, fires, on fire, fire hazard, fire hazards, fire safety, unsafe, safety hazard, safety hazards, bad idea, bad ideas, dangerous, dangerous idea, dangerous ideas, dumb, dumb idea, dumb ideas, husband, husbands, man, men, marriage, nag, annoy, berate, bother
A bird looks into a birdhouse from which the legs and tail of a cat are dangling.
"These stem cells taste funny."
Tags:scientist, scientists, lab, lab, laboratory, laboratories, research, researcher, researchers, stem cell, stem cells, stem cell research, biology, biologist, biologists, inedible, eating, unsafe, stupid, stupidity, taste, tastes, funny tastes, funny taste, experiment, experiments, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, test tube, test tubes
"I feel so vulnerable right now."
"Dad, I want to go on THAT ride!"
Tags:ride, rides, amusement park, amusement parks, carnival, carnivals, accident, accidents, tragedy, tragic, mishap, mishaps, safety, unsafe, jettison, jettisons, jettisoning, jettisoned, passenger, passengers, crash, crashes, crashing, eager, child, kid, kids, parent, parents, fear, fears, fearful, health and safety
People crossing the street while texting use white canes.
Tags:blind, blindness, functionally blind, functional blindness, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, smartphone, smartphones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, text, texts, texting, texter, texters, unsafe, pay attention, paying attention, danger, dangers, cross the street, crossing the street, modern life, modern technology, modern technologies, walking stick, walking sticks, effectively blind, road safety, road hazard, road hazards, danger, dangers, sight, sightless
"Chemical spill? What chemical spill? Anybody here know anything about a chemical spill?"
Tags:chemical, chemicals, chemical spill, chemical spills, run interference, running interference, denial, denials, deny, denies, denying, environmentalism, corporation, corporations, lie, lies, lying, public health, irradiated, radiation, health hazard, health hazards, hazardous materials, materials, play dumb, plays dumb, playing dumb, disavow, disavows, disavowing, unsafe, safety procedure, safety procedures, regulation, regulations, health regulations, regulating, big business, big businesses, chemical company, chemical companies, chemical corporation, chemical corporations
"Now, if you're feeling adventurous we can undercook the chicken."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, adventurous, courageous, brave, bravery, chicken, under cooked chicken, raw chicken, pink chicken, food poisoning, foodborne illness, foodborne disease, salmonella, bacteria, sick, sickness, ill, illness, unhygienic, unsanitary, bad idea, bad ideas, chicken sashimi, chicken tartare, health, unhealthy, unsafe, safety, food safety
Tags:factory worker, factory workers, cost of low price, cost of low prices, costs of low prices, working conditions, working conditions, unsanitary, unsafe, health and safety, safety condition, safety conditions, textile, textile production, clothing, clothing production, globalism, globalist, globalists, global trade
"Of course it's not safe. That's why I'm here."
Tags:diving, diver, divers, diving board, diving boards, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, swimming pool, swimming pools, public pool, public pools, life guard, life guards, outdoor pool, outdoor pools, unsafe, safety, danger, dangerous, brave, bravery, lifeguard, lifeguards, pool guard, pool guards, unreliable, unreliability, distracted, disinterested, summer, summer time, summer sport, summertime, summer sports
Tags:car, cars, auto, autos, automobiles, automotive, driver, drivers, driving, road, roads, road safety, roadkill, too fast, too quick, too quickly, dangerous, speed, speeder, speeders, speeding, racecar, racecars, race cars, race car, racing, racer, racers, sports car, sports cars, spoiler, spoilers, unsafe, dangerous, speeds
"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, dog, dogs, vr, virtual reality, headset, headsets, head-set, head-sets, virtual, reality, realistic, cliff, fall, falling, feels real, danger, dangers, dangerous, unseen dangers, blind, risk, risky, risks, unsafe, technology, modern life, not paying attention, distracted, innovation, innovations, computer, computers, smartphone, smartphones