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"I've never gotten the hang of hunting. Luckily, we're invited out a lot."
Tags:caveman, cavemen, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, gather, gathers, gatherer, gatherers, primitive, prehistory, prehistoric, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, invite, invites, invited, social, socialise, socialising, socials, unskilled, ability, abilites, knack, unpractised, untrained, cook, cooks, cooking, food, starve, starves, starving, dinner, dinners, friends, friend, family friends, provide, provides, providing
"I can't draw horses."
"Plus, I can read."
Tags:job interview, job interviews, interview, interviews, interviewing, interviewee, interviewees, resume, resumes, personnel, personnel department, hr, human resources, human resources department, c.v., curriculum vitae, read, reads, reading, qualification, qualifications, skills, desirable, desirable skills, quality, qualities, characteristic, characteristics, basic, basics, unskilled, enthusiasm, enthusiastic, bonus, bonuses, unusual
"It says something about our management team that they had to subcontract brainstorming."
"I have to admit, I've never seen anyone list 'cleaning out my desk' as a job skill."
Tags:job, jobs, interview, interviewee, job interview, interviewer, personnel, hr, personnel department, hr partment, human resources, resume, resume, cv, c.v., curriculum vitae, skill, skills, employable skills, kill set, fire, fired, firing, unemployed, unemployable, desk, desks, clean out my desk, cleaning out my desk, hopeless, unskilled, inexperienced, surprised, surprising
"I was a used-car salesman, but I was terrible at it."
Tags:car, cars, salesman, salesmen, used-car, used-cars, used car, used cars, used-car salesman, heaven, heavens, angel, angels, dead, death, career, careers, hindsight, in hindsight, reflecting, reflection, self-reflection, realisation, realisations, terrible, dreadful, awful, unskilled, clueless, regret, regrets, regretful
"You've been an asset to the company, but then so has carbon paper."
Tags:fire, fired, firing, dismiss, dismissal, redundant, redundancy, laid off, let go, letting go, waste of space, bad worker, bad workers, unskilled, insult insulted insults, insulting, harsh, harsh comment, criticise, criticism, criticising, waste of space, paper, papers, carbon paper, change, changes, staff changes, give notice, given notice
"Something intellectual-I'm presenting a goddam writing award."
Tags:beauty, beauty shop, beauty shops, hair salon, hair salons, hair dresser, hair dressers, hair styles, hair style, hair stylist, hair stylists, cosmetology, cosmetologists, cosmetologist, makeup artist, makeup artists, award, awards, award show, host, hosts, hostess, hostesses, hollywood, awards ceremony, awards ceremonies, intellectual, incompetent, incompetents, unskilled, unprofessional, look smart, dressing smart
"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."
"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."
Tags:concert, concerts, double bass, musician, musicians, soloist, soloists, base, imagine, imagines, imagination, imagining, melody, melodies, low, low-pitch, pitch, pitches, song, songs, strings, string band, string bands, orchestra, orchestras, beginner, beginners, unsure, unconfident, unskilled, novice, novices
Me vs. Someone who clearly knows what they're doing.
Man and dog.
Tags:dog, dogs, dog trainer, dog trainers, dog person, dog people, dog lover, dog lovers, train, trainer, trainers, training, trained, teach, teaching, taught, teaches, incompetent, incompetence, amateur, amateurs, amateurish, unskilled, unskillful, inept, inexpert, not following orders, order, orders, command, commanding, not listening, speak, speaks, spoke, speaking, stay, staying, stayed, stays, heel, roll over, rolls over, rolling over, rolled over
"I can't hunt, and I can't gather, but I can DANCE."
Tags:caveman, cavemen, primitive, primate, primates, neanderthal, neanderthals, prehistory, prehistoric, hunter, hunters, hunt, hunts, hunting, gather, gathers, gathering, hunter-gatherers, incapable, uncapable, unskilled, pointless, dance, dances, dancing, survival, hobbie, hobbies, skill, skills, unnecessary, survival skill, survival skills
"Watch out for his being better at boxing than you."
Tags:coach, coaches, coached, coaching, box, boxing, boxer, boxing ring, sport, sports, contact sport, competitive sport, physical, physical sport, contact, contact sport, this corner, red corner, blue corner, fighter, fighting, fight, fights, better, skill, unskilled, underskilled, bested, skill match, skill matched, match, boxing match, compete, competitive, positive, optimism, optimistic, advice, bad advice, vague, advise, advises, advising
Hole in forty-seven.
"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."
Tags:actor, actors, acting, shoot, shoots, film shoot, film shoots, film shooting, bad actor, bad actors, director, directors, direction, give direction, gives direction, giving direction, take direction, takes direction, taking direction, retake, retakes, second take, second takes, second pass, note, notes, give notes, giving notes, criticism, criticisms, constructive criticism, unskilled
Field of Broken Dreams
"I have unfortunately linked my self-worth to something I'm not very good at."
"Okay. So the numbers don't add up. At least the words are spell checked."
Tags:number, numbers, accountant, accountants, accounting, addition, counting, add, maths, mathematics, math, arithmetic, arithmetics, corporation, corporate, big corporation, incompetence, incompetent, unskilled, unprofessional, inept, lazy, office, offices, work, working, work place, silver lining, careless, carelessness, mistake, mistakes, looking on the bright side
"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."
Tags:ventriloquist, ventriloquists, ventriloquism, glass of water, glasses of water, vaudeville, vaudeville act, vaudeville acts, dummy, dummies, puppet, puppets, unskilled, unpracticed, silent, silence, stage show, stage shows, easy, make it easy, making it easy, unimpressive, difficulty level, difficulty levels, throw your voice, throwing your voice, comedian, comedians
"Phelps, I hope I'm not insulting you when I say you're an incompetent nincompoop."
Tags:office, offices, work, work place, work places, manager, managers, managerial staff, management, boss, bosses, incompetent, inept, unskilled, unskillful, unprofessional, amateur, blundering, blunder, blunders, blundered, inefficient, no good, incapable, idiot, moron, nincompoop, insult, insulted, insults, insulting
"For my first tattoo I've found a really cheap artist."
Tags:tattoo, tattoos, tattooist, tattooists, tattoo artist, tattoo artists, inability, lack of ability, unable, artist, artists, bad art, bad artist, bad artists, unskilled, skilled, economical, cheap, inexpensive, bargain, bargains, bargain basement, low price, low cost, first tattoo, first tattoos, new, newbie, newbies, cost saving, cost-saving, cost-saving measure, cost-saving measures, cost saving measures, cost saving measure
An entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Digital Doppleganging: unplugging an inept player and letting them think they are playing while the computer really is.
Tags:video games, video gaming, video gamer, video gamers, gamers, gaming, skill, skills, unskilled, player, players, dad, dads, father, fathers, son, sons, bond, bonds, bonding time, bonding times, skill level, skill levels, newbie, newbies, frustrate, frustrates, frustration, frustrations, inept, ineptitude
"Why do I have to be talented at something? Why can't I just be talented?"
Tags:carpentry, carpenter, carpenters, hobby, hobbies, sunday, sundays, men, man, friend, friends, businessmen, businessman, executive, executives, diy, do it yourself, builder, builders, lazy, unskilled, white collar worker, white collar workers, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, wine, wines, drinking, drunk