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"Something intellectual-I'm presenting a goddam writing award."
Tags:beauty, beauty shop, beauty shops, hair salon, hair salons, hair dresser, hair dressers, hair styles, hair style, hair stylist, hair stylists, cosmetology, cosmetologists, cosmetologist, makeup artist, makeup artists, award, awards, award show, host, hosts, hostess, hostesses, hollywood, awards ceremony, awards ceremonies, intellectual, incompetent, incompetents, unskilled, unprofessional, look smart, dressing smart
"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."
"Watch out for his being better at boxing than you."
Tags:coach, coaches, coached, coaching, box, boxing, boxer, boxing ring, sport, sports, contact sport, competitive sport, physical, physical sport, contact, contact sport, this corner, red corner, blue corner, fighter, fighting, fight, fights, better, skill, unskilled, underskilled, bested, skill match, skill matched, match, boxing match, compete, competitive, positive, optimism, optimistic, advice, bad advice, vague, advise, advises, advising
Hole in forty-seven.
"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."
Tags:actor, actors, acting, shoot, shoots, film shoot, film shoots, film shooting, bad actor, bad actors, director, directors, direction, give direction, gives direction, giving direction, take direction, takes direction, taking direction, retake, retakes, second take, second takes, second pass, note, notes, give notes, giving notes, criticism, criticisms, constructive criticism, unskilled
Field of Broken Dreams
"I have unfortunately linked my self-worth to something I'm not very good at."
"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."
Tags:ventriloquist, ventriloquists, ventriloquism, glass of water, glasses of water, vaudeville, vaudeville act, vaudeville acts, dummy, dummies, puppet, puppets, unskilled, unpracticed, silent, silence, stage show, stage shows, easy, make it easy, making it easy, unimpressive, difficulty level, difficulty levels, throw your voice, throwing your voice, comedian, comedians
"For my first tattoo I've found a really cheap artist."
Tags:tattoo, tattoos, tattooist, tattooists, tattoo artist, tattoo artists, inability, lack of ability, unable, artist, artists, bad art, bad artist, bad artists, unskilled, skilled, economical, cheap, inexpensive, bargain, bargains, bargain basement, low price, low cost, first tattoo, first tattoos, new, newbie, newbies, cost saving, cost-saving, cost-saving measure, cost-saving measures, cost saving measures, cost saving measure
An entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Digital Doppleganging: unplugging an inept player and letting them think they are playing while the computer really is.
Tags:video games, video gaming, video gamer, video gamers, gamers, gaming, skill, skills, unskilled, player, players, dad, dads, father, fathers, son, sons, bond, bonds, bonding time, bonding times, skill level, skill levels, newbie, newbies, frustrate, frustrates, frustration, frustrations, inept, ineptitude
"Why do I have to be talented at something? Why can't I just be talented?"
Tags:carpentry, carpenter, carpenters, hobby, hobbies, sunday, sundays, men, man, friend, friends, businessmen, businessman, executive, executives, diy, do it yourself, builder, builders, lazy, unskilled, white collar worker, white collar workers, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, wine, wines, drinking, drunk
Coaching the quarterback
"Actually, he's not so bad, considering that he's recipe-dependent."
Tags:recipe, recipes, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, skill, skills, skilled, unskilled, compliment, compliments, backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments, restaurant, restaurants, dependent, dependency, creative, creativity, uncreative, line cook, line cooks, sous chef, chore, chores, husband, husbands, wife, wives
"Do you have any experience as anything other than an innocent bystander?"
"He's always like this on a Monday morning"
Too small to play forward. Too slow to play guard.
Tags:basketball, basket ball, basketballer, basketballer, beg, begs, begging, beggar, beggars, unskilled, unemployed, unemployment, homeless, homelessness, poor, poorness, not good enough, forward, forwards, guard, guards, skill, skills, slow, slowness, height issue, height issues, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Phil barbecues the traditional way...ineptly.'
'While my guitar gently creeks.'
"Are you really sure we're supposed to give points for sound?"
"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."
'Do I 'eck as like want you to clean my windows - why d'you think God sends the rain down?'
'Will putter for food.'
"Wow, my dad was an amateur boxer!"
"I had a lousy breakfast...I've never got the hang of sectioning a grapefruit..."