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'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'
"But this way I know where everything is."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, mess, messy, messy room, messy rooms, bedroom, bedrooms, unorganised, unorganized, disorganised, disorganized, organization, organisation, organised mess, organized mess, untidy, toy, toys, cleaning, picking up, raising kids, raising children
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'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'
"I'm a great believer in keeping a clean desk, chief."
Wretched Filth/Wretched Filth with Disco Ball
"Every piece of paper you see is here for a reason: I haven't thrown it away."
Tags:office, offices, office life, paper, papers, paperwork, document, documents, desk, desks, cubicle, cubicles, messy, messy desk, messy desks, mess, untidy, pieces of paper, piece of paper, file, files, reason, reasons, purpose, purposes, throw away, can't throw away, garbage, rubbish, trash, keep, hoard, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, excuse, excuses, business, businesswoman, businesswomen
"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"
Tags:midwest, quality of life, married life, marriage, modern life, apartment life, urban life, urban living, home, homes, house, houses, decor, decoration, decorated, interior, interiors, interior design, refurbish, refurbishment, refurbishments, refurbishing, redo, property, real estate, middle america, under his nose, under her nose, messy, mess, poor, poverty, within means, within their means, kitchen, kitchens, bedroom, bedrooms, untidy
"Mother sends Season's Greetings with her love to you, Lydia. She says how she does so wish to spend the holidays with us but she knows that would mean we would have to drive five hundred and fifty miles to her house, as it is impossible for her to accept
Tags:christmas, xmas, noel, yule, christmas letter, christmas letters, christmas card, christmas cards, greeting card, greeting cards, letter, letters, relationship, relationship, relationship issues, relationship problems, parent, parents, in-law, in-laws, mother-in-law, mothers-in-law, old age, elderly, seniors, senior, guilt, guilty, guilt trip, guilt trips, daughter, daughters, daughter-in-law, daughter-in-laws, seasons greetings, love, holiday, holidays, long drive, long drives, impossible, invitation, invitations, untidy, messy, offensive, insulting, rude, martyr, martyrs, happy, happiness, unhappy, unhappiness, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, family issues, family problems, married life, marriage, marriages
"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, bluebird, bluebirds, bluebird of happiness, sloppy, messy, untidy, clutter, disorder, disorganised, disorganized, housecleaning, house cleaner, house cleaners, maid, maids, maid service, cleaning service, cleaning lady, cleaning ladies
'Dave, would you step out here for a moment? It's time to change your straw and hose down your cubicle.'
"I understand the house is a mess inside."
Husband Descending a Staircase After Tripping on his Wife's Shoes
Tags:parody, cubist, iduchamp, marcel duchamp, art, artistic, artist, reference, pop culture, modern art, sketch, marriage, married life, married, husband, wife, husband and wife, shoes, women's shoes, habits, habit, untidy, messy, messiness, clutter, cluttered, declutter, tidy, tidying, organise, organised, cubism, cubists, cubist
"Forgive the mess Warren just put everything into cash."
"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."
Tags:office, offices, office mate, office mates, desk, desks, organization, organized, messy desk, messy desks, mess, messy, disorganized, disorganization, counterproductive, counter culture, counter productive, office ettiquete, slob, slobs, sloven, slovenly, misanthrope, misanthropic, non-conformist, non-conformity, disorder, sloppy, untidy, smoker, smokers, drinker, drinkers, bad employee, bad employees, contrarian, contrarians, contrary
"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, fashions, fashionable, fashion, married life, husband, husbands, untidy, mess, messy, fur, furs, outfit, wife, wives, marriage, old married couple, appearance, appearances, pun, play on words, word play
'You wouldn't be the first one I've had as a client.'
"Excuse me, waiter? There's a hair in my soup."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, beard, beards, facial hair, long hair, hair, complain, complaining, complaint, complaints, customer, customers, soup, soups, hipster, hipsters, untidy, unkempt, unsanitary, unhygienic, food safety
"You're getting a legendary desk. Some of these cords go back six, seven managers ago."
Tags:clutter, clutters, cluttered, mess, messy, messes, tidying, tidy, new job, congratulations, job, employment, hired, hire, new hire, employed, employee, employers, offices, desk, desks, messy desk, untidy, hoarder, hoarded, hoard, hoarding, desk job, desk jockey, managers, management, manager, wires, wire, wired, tech, technology, office work, modern life, modern
"You can't blame everything on the bossa nova."
Tags:lazy, laziness, slump, mess, messy, untidy, untidiness, blame, blames, blaming, responsibility, responsible, responsibilities, bossa nova, drunk, drink, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, despair, despairing, wives, wife, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, blame it on the bossa nova
"You're kidding! 'Cleanliness' actually is next to 'godliness'?"
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, entering heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, scruffy, messy, untidy, unclean, cleanliness is next to godliness, expression, expressions, rejected, rejection
'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'
'My dad thinks I have a future in junk bonds.'
'And, for God's sake, tuck in your bacon.'