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"Congratulations, Dave! I don't think I've read a more beautifully evasive and subtly misleading public statement in all my years in government."
"How come when I sleep funny I don't wake up laughing?"
"The problem with marrying a politician is their wedding vows don't mean a thing."
"Well, you call them fairy tales, I call them fake news."
Would you ask your client to uncross his fingers.
But my parents say I'm the prettiest girl...'
Stray bullet, stray cat, stray husband.
'I don't live here, I just get a kick out of hanging around this sign'.
"I'm taking everything you say with a rim of salt."
"You can't trust anything anyone says any more. Yes, cockle, pop it under your pillow for the tooth fairy."
"No, I'm not calling you a liar, I'm simply saying I don't remember ever agreeing to adopt a white rhino!"
"You can't fool people all of the time, but you can get a lot of them to believe fake news!"