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"Can you take these inaccuracies and untruths and get some science behind them?"
"If my wife calls, I'm at the protest."
"PVC free? Sure they are...honest!"
Old dogs and new tricks? It's all rubbish, you're never too old to learn! That's how you stay young at heart...
But my parents say I'm the prettiest girl...'
'...and I don't suppose there's anybody here who knew someone whose name began with Z who passed on recently?'
"You want the truth, the whole truth, or nothing but the truth?"
Daily Truth: Free pinch of salt with every issue.
"...I'd advise you to watch fewer political broadcasts!"
Of course, it needs a little work.
Cabinet Office Extinguishers
"No, I'm not calling you a liar, I'm simply saying I don't remember ever agreeing to adopt a white rhino!"