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December 26th . . . The Returns
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"Honey, I've got you some flowers to complain about."
Tags:flowers, gift, gifts, spontaneous gifts, unwanted gift, unwanted gifts, unasked for gift, unasked for gifts, unappreciated, unappreciative, futile gesture, futile guesters, too little too late, bad relationship, bad relationships, failing relationships, failing relationship, failing marriage, failing marriages, bad marriage, bad marriages, complain, complainer, always complaining, complaining, complaint, stereotypes, never happy
"Tell your grandfather how much you like his present and ask him if he still has the receipt."
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"Let's just stop here and get her a little something."
"It saves time!"
"When I said I wanted a pet, I meant a dog."
The art of regifting
"I want bigger virgins."
Man returning Christmas tree after Christmas is over.
'It's all about buying stuff. Christmas has become a joke. That's why they call today Boxing Day. It's the punchline.'
'I'm returning 12 drummers, 11 pipers, 10 lords, 9 ladies, 8 maids, 7 swans, 6 geese, 5 gold rings, 4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves and 1 partridge. They're on your loading dock. Here's my receipt.'
'Thought he was God's gift to women. Fortunately, I was able to re-gift him.'
'Another stupid ball of string. I was hoping for a tablet."
Tags:gift, gifts, bad gift, bad gifts, unwanted gift, unwanted gifts, string, ball of string, balls of string, cat, cats, feline, felines, ball, regift, regifts, regifting, tablet, tablets, cheap gift, cheap gifts, wish list, wish lists, wishlist, wishlists, christmas gift, christmas gifts, christmas list, christmas lists
"Jesus H. Christ - again with the sandals!"
'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'
"This regift exchange isn't going to work if we all regift sweaters."
Tags:dog sweater, dog sweaters, christmas, xmas, present, presents, holiday, holidays, gift, gifts, regift, regifts, ugly, ugly sweater, pet dog, pet dogs, pet dog owner, pet dog owners, fur baby, fur babies, cold, winter, gift exchange, embarrass, embarrassing, designer, accessories, pet store, fashion, dog owner, dog owners, plaid, clothes, ridiculous, dog, dogs, dress up, silly, regift, regifts, regifting, regifted, gift exchange, gift exchanges, unwanted gifts
"Have you got room for a hand-knitted pullover?"
Tags:pullover, pullovers, knit, knits, knitting, jumper, jumpers, rob, robs, robber, robbers, robbing, robbery, robberies, burglar, burglars, burglary, burglaries, break in, break ins, break-in, break-ins, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, breaking in, hand-knitted, hand knitted, christmas present, unwanted presents, unwanted gifts
"I'd like to exchange it."
"I couldn't remember if you asked for a set of golf clubs or not, so I played it safe and got you a tool kit."
Tags:christmas, christmas gift, christmas gifts, christmas present, christmas presents, tool kit, tool kits, golf club, golf clubs, play it safe, playing it safe, tool kit, tool kits, tool box, tool boxes, toolbox, toolboxes, set of golf clubs, sets of golf clubs, dad, dads, husband, husbands, presumption, presumptions, presume, presumes, unwanted gift, unwanted gifts, more work
'I guess your mom thought it was better to give it away than to be sued by the garbage collectors for environmental pollution!'
'The next time you buy a tie for me, get one that doesn't look like a beef steak!'
Unwanted gift: 'Oh, you shouldn't have!'
'I sold all the clothes I got for Christmas on E-Bay!'
"I've learned the secret to a happy holiday season! When relatives come to visit...make sure they think you love the gifts they gave you last year."
When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.
Tags:baldo, garage sale, garage sales, yard sale, yard sales, good price, good prices, good deal, good deals, used clothing, bargain, bargains, bargain hunter, bargain hunters, cheap, cheap person, thrifty, spendthrift, spendthrifts, discount, deep discount, deep discounts, unwanted gift, unwanted gifts