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"Well, then, maybe don't name your Wi-Fi TheRealBigFoot."
A Brief History of Unwelcome Visitors To Britain
"Door to door salesmen are welcomed at any door but mine!"
'I need to do something about these cooties!'
'I told you not to give our address out to strangers you bump into on holiday.'
'They can never seem to take a hint that we don't want them over. We constantly lock them out. Still, somehow they always managed to get in.'
"...and exactly how long are your parents planning on staying?"
'Perhaps you'd prefer to come back another time, sir.'
"For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?"
"I got three orders today, 'get lost', 'put a sock in it' and 'drop dead'!"
"I'm sorry, sir - We don't have anyone here who wants to talk to anyone like you."
"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"
'He's out - maybe you shouldn't have phoned first.'
Reception - "You want Mr. Batson, he's our manager in charge of unwelcome visitors."
'Why is it that nobody will invite us more than one time, dear?'
'Come and see for yourself,Doris-they're out!'
'For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?'
Happy retirement, Ponsford - and try and resist the temptation to drop in and see us anytime.
"Calm down. I'm sure that the client is not going to complain if I arrive late."
The elephant in the room.
"You've got a visitor."
"Is it really a coincidence that I get the same mug every time I visit?"