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"As if your first clapping faux pas wasn't egregious enough."
"Women kiss women good night. Men kiss women good night. But men do not kiss men good night – especially in Armonk."
"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."
"We don't think you're going to be a good fit..."
Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?
"Just for future reference, save your private heartache for the third or fourth date."
"There may be honour among thieves, but we're businessmen."
'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'
"He's our most entrenched bureaucrat. Why'd you go and tell him we have unwritten rules?"
"Actually, that rule wasn't unwritten, it was redacted."
"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"
'Stupid unwritten rules!'
"The weather never changes here. You're fired."