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Super Bowl Monday
"Sorry I'm late, I was up all night canceling celebrities."
"It's dawn, Dad. Want to knock off for breakfast?"
"I can't sleep. I think I'll get up and solve all my problems."
"Election day is dawning, and I'm still undecided."
"Your 2 am is here."
"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."
'Sorry, I'm late, but I was up all night.'
"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."
"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."
"There's only one thing that kept me from finishing my homework last night. I never started it."
Wow, your parents let you stay up all night!
"You've been waiting to get on all morning? Let me guess... You figured out how to set the automatic backups... But you've yet to figure out why there's an 'AM' and a 'PM' selection?"