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Drop your Daughter Off at Work Day
"I don't care what your mother did—I'm not eating the fleas off your back."
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"I was hoping you'd have outgrown that by now."
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"It's true. You were actually born a beautiful princess, but you were given to us to be brought up... and there's not a damned thing you can do about it!"
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"We won't know till they're older which one is the evil twin."
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"Don't force me to invoke my rights pf primogeniture."
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"...No, he can't really fly...No, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."
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"We think it's important to meet the parents of our daughter's bad influences."
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"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled."
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"Of course I'm allowed to jump on the bed as long as I'm wearing my bed-jumping helmet."
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"Today you're an ugly duckling, but one day you'll turn into a gawky adolescent duck."
"It must be neat to be so well-bred you don't have to try."
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"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."
"Can't you just relax and enjoy my childhood."
"I miss helicopter parenting."
"They'll come home. They're microchipped."
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"School's out- academic summer camp is in."
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"What did I tell you about destroying Mommy's inner balance?"
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"We can be proud of our little Attila. He has totally absorbed the Hun ethic."
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"We're giving her my name and his name, but we're not going to hyphenate."
"Remember when people had only themselves to blame."
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"I'm still working on mt childhood memories."
"Since my mother was rarely home, I guess I blame my nanny."
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"'Seizing control?' Is that the thanks you give a parent company?"
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"Before committing to free-range, we though we'd ease in slowly with cage-free parenting."
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