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"My humour needs bringing up to date. Do you think the New School might have something?"
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"Remember, in the other version they had a pea-green boat, and here they're using public transportation."
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"We seem to get just the one channel."
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'What'd I miss?'
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New, Improved Cat
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"You will never catch up with the new technology."
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7 More Dwarfs
Follow stock trades of the rich & famous on Twitter.
Surely there's an easier way of moving files?'
The revised 12 days of Christmas
New wireless telephone poles.
"Well, if you can't trust software upgrades, who can you trust?"
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'Could you read that back to me, please?'
Digital or analog elevators.
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"We'd like to update our vows with some bug fixes."
"And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after."
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Megabyte Information Processing Center.
"She said it's not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."
'...and the built-in bookshelf has been replaced & updated with ebook plugs.'
"New Classic Books Revamped for Today's Youth"
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Are you talking about the new normal of an hour, or is there a new, new normal right now?"
'It's online, subscribers pay only for the articles they want, it's updated every day - are you sure we can call it a magazine?'
"I think you need to update your mobile device."
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