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"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."
"I used to wear a rug, and then I decided that bald says integrity - right?"
"I give you a fifty-fifty chance. Pay me up front, and I'll make it sixty-forty."
"We rarely watch television. Most of our free time is devoted to sex."
'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'
"So, this is what he meant when he said, 'we like to mix it up'."
"...I'll say she's pushy. This is only our first date!"
'Let's take turns saying what we like about each other...and fake it if you have to.'
"You always knew where you stood with him."
'Blunt women are usually dull.'
Having to pay for health care up front.
'Let's start by determining the type of person you are. Are you upfront, or do you give off subtle signals?'
"For a living? I make pornographic films."
We believe in truth in advertising.