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'Grandpa, what was the biggest upgrade you saw when you went to school?'
'The doctor doesn't like computers, he prefers to lose patients' records the old fashioned way.'
Various Kinds Of Column At The Stylist
Tags:style, styles, hairstyle, stylist, stylists, evolving, evolved, art history, histories, historical, art theory, history of art, pillar, pillars, column, columns, architecture, classic, classical, classic architecture, classical architecture, pun, puns, play on words, word-play, roman, romans, greek, grecian, ancient, ancient, haircare, hair care, hair stylist, hair stylists, hair styling, styling, style, upgrade, upgrading, fashion, fashions, trend, trends, fashionable, rise and fall, salon
"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."
Tags:death, dead, burial, burials, memorial, memorials, funeral, funerals, burial service, burial services, memorial service, memorial services, funeral service, funeral services, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, gravestone, gravestones, headstone, headstones, grave, graves, marker, markers, mourner, mourners, mourning, grieving, bereaved, upgraded, upgrade, upgrades, first class, business class, travel, tourism, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, point, points, point card, point cards, heaven, after death, life after death, consumerism
"She went off the grid to write a book about being off the grid so she could come back to a better place on the grid."
Tags:grid, off the grid, go off the grid, going off the grid, writer, writers, author, authors, self-help, publish, publishes, publishing, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, aspire, aspires, aspiring, upgrade, upgrades, upgrading, move up, moves up, moving up, famous
'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'
"This model comes with a standard anti-theft alarm that can be upgraded to an ultra-obnoxious version, if you wish."
Tags:united states, u.s., u.s. government, press, press secretary, press-secretary, kaleigh mcenammy, mcenammy, press briefing, press briefings, replacement, replacements, upgrade, upgrades, improvement, improvements, brick, bricks, brick wall, brick walls, shark week, tv show, tv shows, ihob, untrustworthy, pointless, irrelevant, deceitful, omission, omitting, lie, lie by omission
"I appreciate traditional values as well as the next man, Belknap, but you'll have to convert to battery power like the rest of us."
Tags:tradition, traditions, traditional, traditionally, tech, technological, advance, advancement, upgrade, upgrades, upgrading, traditional values, battery, batteries, battery power, mechanical, mechanised, mechanical man, automaton, automatons, modern, modernise, modernize, modernized, modernised, modernising, modernizing, modern world, modern life, outmoded, out moded, outdated, out dated, behind the times, business, businessmen, meeting, meetings
"I don't care if it's a charging station with wifi capabilities. I just want a toaster."
Tags:toaster, toasters, charging station, charging stations, wifi, wifi capability, wifi capabilities, technology, technologies, upgrades, upgrade, upgrading, upgraded, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, sales, retail store, appliance store, constant upgrades, simplicity, no more simplicity, confusing, confuses, confused, confuse, confusion, frustrate, frustration, frustrated, frustrating, frustrates, unnecessary features, unrequired features
"Sorry sir, if you want fries with that, you'll have to upgrade to the Burger Deluxe 2.5.1."
Tags:burger, burgers, diner, diners, cafe, cafes, restaurant, restaurants, internet cafe, internet cafes, net cafe, net cafes, upgrade, upgrades, upgrading, upgraded, software upgrade, side, sides, fries, addition, additions, update, updates, updating, web, internet, web upgrade, software update, meal, meals, main, mains
"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"
Tags:hell, hells, hell's, hell's angels, hells angels, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, niche, niches, group, groups, motorcycle, motorcyclist, motorbike, motorbikes, biker, bikers, transportation, car, cars, decal, decals, upgrade, upgrades, flame, flames, aesthetic, winter, winter sports, ice, ice rink, rink, hockey
'Man, I need to update my business.'
"Hold on though... 'to unlock the complete incantation... download potions pro?'"
Tags:witches, witch, cauldron, cauldrons, spell, spells, incantation, incantations, magic, alchemy, alchemists, potion, potions, magic potion, magic potions, magic spell, magic spells, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, smart device, smart devices, tablet, tablets, app, apps, applications, application, software, update, updates, os, os update, operating system, in app purchase, in app purchases, upgrade, upgrades, forced upgrade, forced upgrades, modern life, digital life, phone problems, smartphone problems
"Sir, you've been downgraded to the baggage compartment."
Tags:downgrade, downgraded, airline, airlines, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, stewardess, stewardesses, steward, stewards, upgrade, upgrades, travel, travelling, traveled, economy, economies, vacation, vacations, commute, commutes, leisure, annoy, annoying, smoke, smoking, drinking, drinks, smoked, drunk, drunks, drunkard, worse, customer service
"Before we start, have you folks considered upgrading to Platinum Élite membership?"
Tags:fire, fires, fireman, firemen, firefighter, firefighters, member, membership, memberships, premium membership, premium memberships, premium member, premium members, upgrade, upgrades, upgrading, libertarian, libertarians, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, emergency, emergencies, emergency worker, emergency workers, 911, pushy, pushiness, salesman, salesperson, salespeople
I can be upgraded, can you?
"Hi, this is Bill Gates. Time to buy some new software."
"Our last exterminator wasn't worth jack."
Tags:mouse, mice, vermin, rat, rats, infest, infestation, infested, strange, surreal, exterminator, exterminators, overkill, over kill, over the top, ott, gun, luger, guns, gunned down, cockroach, roach, roaches, cockroaches, extermination, agent, assassin, killer, secret agent, upgrade, special set of skills
'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'
'Before the system upgrade we were going nowhere. Now we're going nowhere fast.'
'I aspire to bigger and better things!'
"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"