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'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'
I thought I'd help your IBS by introducing you to more bacteria.
She's just discovered her IBS isn't caused by chocolate!
'Does that mean 1 in 5 people actually enjoy it. . .?'
Cruise ship called "S.S. Diarrhea"
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A Taco Tuesday Tragedy
'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'
"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."
'The doctor's stomach is a little upset today, so can you avoid icky stuff?'
'For Diahrrea in hogs? Well, first of all, I'd feed bland garbage!'
'Just sausage, ham and burger. . . No pepperoni with they way my upset stomach is. . . Oh, and order the heart-shaped pan pizza so I can keep the heart-shaped pan for makin' pan brownies.'
"We discovered why your stomach is upset. You've swallowed too many campaign lies."
"Sorry to slip into pediatric jargon. I meant to say Mason has an upset stomach rather than a widdle tummy ache."
"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."
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The next morning Stevie decided to lay off the anchovies,
"I told you to be careful....vegetarians may contain traces of nuts!"
"That is disgusting! I warned you not eat that trumpeter!"
'I'm not sure who this is or why they're coming this way.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome Week.
"I can't make it today! I have a plumbing problem myself!"
"I was arguing with a bunch of vegetarians. One thing led to another and I wound up eating something that disagreed with me."
"More tea, Vicar?"
'My hubby has lost 5 stone, I wish I knew his secret.'
Help me buy an Anti-flatulent.