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"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."
'The doctor's stomach is a little upset today, so can you avoid icky stuff?'
'For Diahrrea in hogs? Well, first of all, I'd feed bland garbage!'
'Just sausage, ham and burger. . . No pepperoni with they way my upset stomach is. . . Oh, and order the heart-shaped pan pizza so I can keep the heart-shaped pan for makin' pan brownies.'
"We discovered why your stomach is upset. You've swallowed too many campaign lies."
"Sorry to slip into pediatric jargon. I meant to say Mason has an upset stomach rather than a widdle tummy ache."
"That is disgusting! I warned you not eat that trumpeter!"
'I'm not sure who this is or why they're coming this way.
"I can't make it today! I have a plumbing problem myself!"
'My hubby has lost 5 stone, I wish I knew his secret.'
Help me buy an Anti-flatulent.
When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.
It's great to be a superhero in a full body costume except you can't find the zipper when you're suffering of diarrhoea.
Jeff had to use the loo fast, he had the Turtle Head.
'Here we go, a good square meal.'
Jeff has a Case of the Squits.
'I've eaten something that disagrees with me.'
Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.
'What does the meatloaf come with?'
'Mommy, I have four tummy aches.'
"C'mon, Tia Carmen...pull my finger!"
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'Before we start the meeting would anyone like a salmonella sandwich?'