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'I had a stomach ache, so I took bicarb of soda and went to bed early. Did I do the right thing?'
"Wow. This beer goes right through you!"
"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."
'Just sausage, ham and burger. . . No pepperoni with they way my upset stomach is. . . Oh, and order the heart-shaped pan pizza so I can keep the heart-shaped pan for makin' pan brownies.'
"We discovered why your stomach is upset. You've swallowed too many campaign lies."
"Sorry to slip into pediatric jargon. I meant to say Mason has an upset stomach rather than a widdle tummy ache."
"You must see someone about your problem."
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Throw up Thursday
'He may have swallowed to much change.'
"That is disgusting! I warned you not eat that trumpeter!"
'I'm not sure who this is or why they're coming this way.
'After last night's Mexican dinner, my gut isn't talking to me.'
"I can't make it today! I have a plumbing problem myself!"
'My hubby has lost 5 stone, I wish I knew his secret.'
"Rufus doesn't like homework. He threw up after eating it."
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It's great to be a superhero in a full body costume except you can't find the zipper when you're suffering of diarrhoea.
'Where will YOU be when your laxative starts working?'
'Here we go, a good square meal.'
Jeff has a Case of the Squits.
Jeff had to use the loo fast, he had the Turtle Head.
'I've eaten something that disagrees with me.'
Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.
'Mommy, I have four tummy aches.'
'Can I have my own restroom? I suffer from chronic diarrhea.'