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"On the upside, you're only one heart attack away from reaching our platinum V.I.P. status."
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Sixth-grade teacher Brenda Kane begins her week-long study of Australia.
'It is an interesting proposal. The upside is huge profits but the downside appears to be court ordered community service.'
"Still, you gotta admit crime is down."
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'The downside of investing in this stock is it might go down. The upside is it might go up.'
Paper Men Chain
On The Plus Side.
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This end up - You idiot.
"So far, the collapse of civilization hasn't particularly affected my life style."
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'What is the upside of this plan again?'
"Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?"
"Did I tell you that I'm a non-smoker?"
"Wow! If global warming goes on it will cut our heating costs by 12 percent!"
'My secret? Starch, and lots of it...'
'I got distracted and let go...'
Upside Down Elevator
'The fact that it's roomy is a plus if you're ever foreclosed on your house.'
State prison - If you lived here, you'd be home every night.
'The good news is they let me keep my phone number.'
'The good news is that the rest of your day will seem wonderful compared to this.'
'The oil on the beach at least makes it easier to build these now.'
'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'
Mom to kid: 'No, it's not a W&W - you're holding it upside down.'
'I've turned the house upside down, but I still can't find my car keys!'
You read the instructions upside down.