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"Oh them, They're contrarians."
"Have I got a girl for you!"
'He's right. We screwed up.'
"Bear with me-I put my hat on upside down."
"Don't worry—it's just a phase."
Tags:kid, kids, toddler, toddlers, crawling, crawl, crawls, crawler, abnormal, hyper, hype, phase, through a phase, super, power, powers, child, childhood, baby, babies, upside down, ceiling, mother, motherhood, mothers, mothering, mom, moms, mum, mums, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, kids these days
Tags:recliner, recliners, budget, budgets, armchair, armchairs, arm-chair, arm-chairs, economize, economise, economizing, economising, economizes, economises, furniture, budget furniture, budget armchair, living room, living rooms, money problem, money problems, problem solving, upside down, comfort, comfortable, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, penny-pincher, penny-pinchers, penny pincher, penny pinchers, miser, misers, misery
'In an effort to make this sales meeting more pleasant, I have taken the liberty of rotating our sales graph counter clockwise a full ninety degrees,'
'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'
"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."
Tags:therapy, therapists, therapist, counselor, counselors, mixed up, confused, confusion, upside down, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychoanalysis, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, mental health disorder, mental health disorders, depressed, depression, depressive, depressives
Reading the sports pages.
Tags:sports page, the sports page, the sports pages, upside down, priorities, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, compromise, compromises, compromising, compromizing, compromizes, long term relationship, long-term relationship, long-term relationships, upside down, upside-down, newspaper, newspapers, sharing a paper, sharing the paper, reading the paper
'I'm just sayin', maybe we should look for another real estate agent!'
"Say, aren't you my opposite number at McMillan and bell?"
Tags:number, numbers, opposite number, opposite numbers, upsidedown, upside down, upside-down, competition, the competition, competitor, competitors business woman, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businesspersonoffices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers
'No, not THAT corner!'
"How long has it BEEN upside down?"
Tags:upside down, map, maps, map room, map rooms, military strategy, military tactics, tactic, tactics, strategy, war room, war rooms, general, generals, world war ii, world war two, world war one, world war i, invasion, invasions, battleground, battlegrounds, troop movement, troop movements, incompetence, incompetent, incompetents
Bat hanging upside down drops all his money, matches and keys.
"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."
Tags:tortoise, tortoises, upsidedown, upside down, upside-down, tortoise shell, tortoise shells, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, hero worship, mix up, mix ups, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, falling over, fallen over, accident, accidents, happy accident, happy accidents, turtle, turtles, physicist, physicists, physics, scientist, scientists
Tags:sight gag, sight gags, visual gag, visual gags, reflection, reflection, illusion, illusions, optical illusion, optical illusions, upside down, upside-down, impossible, impossibility, marriages, husband and wife, husbands and wives, couple, couples, lake, lakes, river, rivers, reflections in water
"Don't we like the Brothers Grimm anymore?"
Tags:brothers grimm, the brothers grimm, parrot, parrots, pet parrot, pet parrots, rewrite, rewrites, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, shock, in shock, upside down, upside-down, folklorists, folklorist, grimms fairy tales, grimm's fairy tales, german fairy tale, german fairy tales, original fairy tale, original fairy tales
'Is this your first time at formation flying?'
'Let me look at that map...'
"Marie, are you still driving?"
Tags:car, cars, accident, accidents, drive, drives, driver, drivers, driving, driving license, license, licensed, points, clean license, age, ageing, aged, ageing gracefully, elder, elderly, old man, old lady, old woman, growing old, upside down, crash, crashed, nonchalant, nonchalance, indifferent, indifference, safe, safety, safe to drive
'Hon, did you see that ultra-adhesive compound I brought home from the lab?'
'I need a commitment. I don't want to just hang out with you.'
Paper Men Chain
'Sorry, this one's going down.'