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"On the upside, you're only one heart attack away from reaching our platinum V.I.P. status."
'It is an interesting proposal. The upside is huge profits but the downside appears to be court ordered community service.'
"Still, you gotta admit crime is down."
On The Plus Side.
Paper Men Chain
"So far, the collapse of civilization hasn't particularly affected my life style."
"Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?"
"Did I tell you that I'm a non-smoker?"
"Wow! If global warming goes on it will cut our heating costs by 12 percent!"
'The good news is they let me keep my phone number.'
'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'
'Senator, the upside to the oil spill is: it will help to control the mosquito infestation.'
"I suppose the healthy upside of being in hell is that no viral or bacterial infections could survive this fire and heat."