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The Humpty Syndrome: 'Hmm...Up until now, I never had the urge to sit on a wall...'
Jake is torn between upholding his responsibility to the community and satisfying his canine urges.
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"I don't feel like howling. I feel like bowling."
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"Someday when you have a kid of your own and you feel the urge to arbitrarily say no just because you can, you'll understand."
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'Sometimes I just feel like processing some data, but I have no data to process - other times I have the data, but I have nothing to process it with.'
"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."
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"You do have a tendency to internalise things.Particularly ringmasters."
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"Yeah, I see what you mean: I also have an urge to charge whenever you wave that red piece of cloth! But then again, I always feel like charging..."
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"So, when did you first have these overwhelming urges to spend �100s on therapy?"
'I have this overwhelming urge to clobber somebody.'
'Whenever I feel the urge to travel, I go out to the airport for a couple hours, and that cures it.'
Niagra Falls catchphrase - 'I have to go to the bathroom.'
'Fish gotta swim...birds gotta fly...husbands gotta...beats me!'
The Upholstery Consultant
'Whoah! Look at the mandibles on her!'
'And how often do you get these urges to fly, Mr Curtis? Mr Curtis...?'
'I don't know -- I just got a sudden urge to build a nest.'
"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"
Lobster shouts 'Do it Rory, Do it!' to Lobster about to pinch an enquiring finger.
'Miss Browne. Send in someone who's been slacking. I feel the need to terminate a contract.'
I almost hate to ask, but where did you get the book?'
"I've cut out the mornng coffee. To many urges to mark my territory right in the middle of big meetings."
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