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"I laughed so hard I almost scent-marked."
'I claim this land for...'
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Snowman peeing in a corner as postman walks past
How Dogs Identify Themselves in Upscale Neighborhoods.
'Urology...can you hold?'
'I guess you really did have to go.'
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'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'
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'Yeah, forensics tested the carpet sample and found something alright - but it wasn't blood,,, Any guess what it might have been, Mr McGruff'
'Hey, bonehead! You're supposed to mark the cards before the game begins.'
Hydrant leaks on dog.
Blind man at urinal.
Beware of Dog sign being painted by a man who is about to be peed on by a dog.
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'We walked past four trees this morning. He didn't have a leg to stand on.'
No peeing sign
Snowman garden hose.
'He's doing it for comic relief.'
'Don't worry, I'm just marking my territory.'
'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'
'Owned by a little old lady?... That explains all the kitty litter.'
'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'
Knight's armour miss-use.
'Hey Bert, have you peed on the birthday card for Susan yet?'
A respected executive to outsiders, Bob was secretly plagued by his childhood compulsion to pee in the corner.
'Sometimes I think this is the best part of my day.'