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'I claim this land for...'
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, territory, territories, territorial, wee, wees, mark, marks, marking, marked, flag, flags, flagging, flagged, claim, claims, claiming, claimed, late, lateness, beat, beats, beating, beaten, fast, faster, fastest, urinate, urinates, urinated, urination, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Incontinental Airlines: 'Okay sir, will that be a window, an aisle or a bathroom seat?'
'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'
A superhero urinates a hole in a wall.
Tags:superhero, superheroes, superheroic, urinate, urinates, urinating, urination, hero, heroes, superpower, superpowers, toilet, toilets, bathroom, bathrooms, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, super strength, super strong, super power, super powers, strong, strength, defecate, defecates, defecating, defecation
'Urology...can you hold?'
Julian Assange taking a Wikileak.
'Oh great, here comes that neighbour's dog again!'
"No madam, your baby doesn't have any urinary problems."
'For the future, if you wish to contact me use e-mail.'
'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'
"Hey, pal, people have to ride trains on those tracks."
Tags:railroad track, railroad tracks, third rail, third rails, train track, train tracks, subway, subways, subway track, subway tracts, urinate, urinates, urinating, urination, inconsiderate, inconsideration, rude, rudeness, toilet, toilets, public transit, mass transit, public transport, public transportation
'He goes in my drinking bowl...'
'Would you stop leaving incontinence leaflets lying about! I've told you, I don't have a problem!'
"Well, that's strange. My phone didn't tell me I had to pee."
Tags:organiser, organisers, diary, diaries, organizer, organizers, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, cell phone, cell phones, urinate, urinates, urinating, addict, addicts, addicted, addiction, addictions, rely, relies, reliant, overly reliant, overreliant, over reliance, over reliant, overreliance
Dog gets sprayed by hydrant.
Caution: Jogger Makes Frequent Bathroom Stops
Tags:jog, joggers, jogger, jogging, run, runner, runners, running, exercise, exercises, aerobic, aerobics, aerobic exercise, aerobic exercises, fitness, physical fitness, physically fit, urinate, urinates, urination, potty break, potty breaks, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, toilet stop, toilet stops, toilet break, toilet breaks, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, old man, old men, old people, elderly, elder, elders
'Nurse, that isn't a catheter you've just inserted. It's the other end of my hosepipe!'
Don't even think about it!
"I've heard that waterless urinals are supposed to be better for the environment."
Tags:dog, dogs, toilet, toilets, urinate, urinates, urinating, hydrant, fire hydrant, fire hydrants, hydrants, bathrooms, toilets, bathroom, urinal, toilet, water, waterless, waterless urinal, waterless urinals, water saving, saving water, conservation, conservation effort, conservation efforts, water shortage, water shortages, environment, urine
'Everybody passed the 'housebroken' test except for Rover.'
Eskimo urinates on an igloo.
Tags:urinate, urinates, inuit, inuits, yupik, yupiks, eskimos, igloo, igloos, vandal, vandals, vandalism, public urination, public pee, public peeing, cold weather, freeze, freezes, freezing, frozen, urine, icicle, icicles, quick freeze, quick freezing, quick freezes, low temperature, low temperatures
Dog sees a sign on lamp post 'This Is Not A Tree'.
'Now I understand the trickle-down theory!'
'Sometimes I think this is the best part of my day.'
"So, that's Earth. I hope it has intelligent life!"
Tags:earth, alien, aliens, ufo, ufos, flying saucer, flying saucers, urinate, urinates, bladder, bladders, holding it, holding it in, long trip, long trips, long journey, long journeys, car trip, car trips, road trip, road trips, long distance, long distances, travelling, traveling, traveler, travelers, travellers, traveller