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"What I do as an artist is take an ordinary object – say, a lamppost – and, by urinating on it, transform it into something that is uniquely my own."
Snowman peeing in a corner as postman walks past
'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'
"Herbert! Do you have to do that in every property we view...?"
"You'll have to do better than that."
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A superhero urinates a hole in a wall.
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How Dogs Identify Themselves in Upscale Neighborhoods.
"You usually don't see them so close to people who urinate in the water."
'Urology...can you hold?'
D-Day (Dad Day)
'Oh great, here comes that neighbour's dog again!'
'For the future, if you wish to contact me use e-mail.'
"Sorry we're late. Rex took forever circling around the block trying to find the perfect spot."
'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'
"Hey, pal, people have to ride trains on those tracks."
Tags:railroad track, railroad tracks, third rail, third rails, train track, train tracks, subway, subways, subway track, subway tracts, urinate, urinates, urinating, urination, inconsiderate, inconsideration, rude, rudeness, toilet, toilets, public transit, mass transit, public transport, public transportation
Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.
'He goes in my drinking bowl...'
'Would you stop leaving incontinence leaflets lying about! I've told you, I don't have a problem!'
Snowman walking his dog
"Well, that's strange. My phone didn't tell me I had to pee."
Tags:organiser, organisers, diary, diaries, organizer, organizers, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, cell phone, cell phones, urinate, urinates, urinating, addict, addicts, addicted, addiction, addictions, rely, relies, reliant, overly reliant, overreliant, over reliance, over reliant, overreliance
Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet
Tags:dogs, animals, pets, canine, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, portable restrooms, urine, urinating, urination, events, outdoors, tree, trees, dog pee, dog peeing, dog pees, surreal, bath room, dog, canine, juxtaposition, human-like, evolve, evolving, camp, camping, queuing, waiting in line, line up, lining up, patient, patience
"There goes ol' Casper - he got thrown out of the house for 'thinking outside the box', if you know what I mean."
"'Pee on the carpet!' That's your solution to everything."
Tags:dog, dogs, housebreaking, housebroken, one-track mind, one-track minds, singleminded, urinate, urinating, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, rant, rants, ranting, argument, arguments, arguing, solution, solutions, useless, singleminded, single-minded, spat, spats, argument, arguments, spouse, spouses, married couple, married couples
An Astronaut on the Moon, peeing in the background
Ah heck, don't complain now! This is just the 'Warm-up'!