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"What I do as an artist is take an ordinary object – say, a lamppost – and, by urinating on it, transform it into something that is uniquely my own."
'I claim this land for...'
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, territory, territories, territorial, wee, wees, mark, marks, marking, marked, flag, flags, flagging, flagged, claim, claims, claiming, claimed, late, lateness, beat, beats, beating, beaten, fast, faster, fastest, urinate, urinates, urinated, urination, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Hey how do you spell Abominable?"
'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'
Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.
A superhero urinates a hole in a wall.
Tags:superhero, superheroes, superheroic, urinate, urinates, urinating, urination, hero, heroes, superpower, superpowers, toilet, toilets, bathroom, bathrooms, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, super strength, super strong, super power, super powers, strong, strength, defecate, defecates, defecating, defecation
National Toilet Museum. (No Public Restroom.
Julian Assange taking a Wikileak.
'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'
With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.
"Hey, pal, people have to ride trains on those tracks."
Tags:railroad track, railroad tracks, third rail, third rails, train track, train tracks, subway, subways, subway track, subway tracts, urinate, urinates, urinating, urination, inconsiderate, inconsideration, rude, rudeness, toilet, toilets, public transit, mass transit, public transport, public transportation
'He goes in my drinking bowl...'
Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet
Tags:dogs, animals, pets, canine, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, portable restrooms, urine, urinating, urination, events, outdoors, tree, trees, dog pee, dog peeing, dog pees, surreal, bath room, dog, canine, juxtaposition, human-like, evolve, evolving, camp, camping, queuing, waiting in line, line up, lining up, patient, patience
I've got a gun.
An Astronaut on the Moon, peeing in the background
Caution: Jogger Makes Frequent Bathroom Stops
Tags:jog, joggers, jogger, jogging, run, runner, runners, running, exercise, exercises, aerobic, aerobics, aerobic exercise, aerobic exercises, fitness, physical fitness, physically fit, urinate, urinates, urination, potty break, potty breaks, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, toilet stop, toilet stops, toilet break, toilet breaks, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, old man, old men, old people, elderly, elder, elders
"Are you able to hold? And no, it's not a medical question."
Tags:medicine, doctor, doctors, physician, surgeon, surgery, urology, urologist, urological, water infection, bladder infection, urine infection, urine, urination, urinary, bladder, incontinence, receptionist, phone, telephone, hold, on hold, patient, health care, waiting, question, customer service, receptionist, receptionists, patients
Why the Bonzai Forest struggles.
'Hello, incontinence helpline, can you hold?'
"Doctor, I'm worried that baby Jones still hasn't urinated!!"
The mathematician and his son...
Seniors Snooker Tournament.
Tags:snooker, loo, loos, toilet, toilets, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, incontinence, incontinent, ageing, aging, getting older, getting old, potty break, potty breaks, billiard, billiards, pool, playing pool, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, urination, frequent, frequency
'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'
'After being stuck in that bottle for 2000 years, I have to do something urgently before I can start granting your wishes!'
'Urology Department. Can you hold?'