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"I laughed so hard I almost scent-marked."
Closed for cleaning.
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Snowman peeing in a corner as postman walks past
Yellow snow is also snow.
Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.
"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."
"Just in case I wet the bed again."
Fragrances counter for dogs.
'Either my waterbed is leaking... or I am.'
'I'm getting cinnamon, brandy nutmeg, a hint of alsation...'
"You usually don't see them so close to people who urinate in the water."
How Dogs Identify Themselves in Upscale Neighborhoods.
"I have your lab test results. Cut back on your vitamins. You have the healthiest urine I have ever seen."
'Oh great, here comes that neighbour's dog again!'
"No madam, your baby doesn't have any urinary problems."
'Here, take these... we're going to need a urine sample from him right now.'
'For the future, if you wish to contact me use e-mail.'
Magic Potion Micro-Brewers
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'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'
Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.
'Would you stop leaving incontinence leaflets lying about! I've told you, I don't have a problem!'
'He goes in my drinking bowl...'
"Urine sample...I said sample!"