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"The doctor would like you to pee into this chalice."
"For you, we can outsource the urine test."
'These drug tests, they're be absolutely confidential, right? I don't want any rumors spread about me.'
"Unfortunately, the urine test counted for half of the grade."
"I have your lab test results. Cut back on your vitamins. You have the healthiest urine I have ever seen."
'It's worse than we thought - there's going to be random testing for competence.'
"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."
'You think Simmons is on drugs?'
'Next thing I'll need from you is a sample. Writing or urine - your choice.'
"Sorry, you're going to have to take a urine test."
'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'
Now that Rudolph, his nose so bright, is being raised on McWit's Organic Farm he has to have regular drug tests.
'Ice Road Urinalysis' -frozen instantly
'Sorry, Professor, that's not the kind of specimen the doctor wants.'
'Urine samples from the employees of XYZ, Inc.'
'I'm sorry but Mister Reed no longer works here. He flunked his urine test.'
Drug Testing Comes to the Farm...
Urinalysis Testing Today -- Please Fill The Bottle,
'I'm afraid we're going to ask you to take a urine test, David'
"Your tests didn't come back, but your empty specimen bottle came back for recycling."