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Grecian urn with three dogs chasing a squirrel.
Tags:urn, urns, greek urn, grecian urn, pottery, greek pottery, dogs, dog, squirrel, squirrels, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunters, hounds, hound, greek vase, grecian vase, ancient greece, greek art, art, escape, escaping, dog walking, dog walk, dog walks, chasing, chase, chases, chasing squirrels, dog lover, dog lovers, dog owner, dog owners, greco-roman, greco roman, art history, classical art, classicism
A grecian urn depicting three men slipping on a banana peel
"No, the urns are pretty much one size fits all."
"If I had it to do over again I definitely wouldn't have been cremated."
"We also have urns, if you want to think outside the box."
Tags:urn, urns, crematorium, crematoriums, funeral, funerals, undertaker, undertakers, funeral director, funeral directors, funeral plan, funeral plans, funeral planning, coffin, coffins, casket, caskets, thinking outside the box, creative thinker, creative thinkers, creative thinking, think outside the box
"It's your Grandpa's cocoon."
"He loved New York."
"Whatever isn't cigarette butts in there is Harold."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, dead husband, dead husbands, death, dead, wife, wives, widow, widows, urn, urns, remains, ashes, smoking, smoker, smokers, tobacco, disrespectful, desecration, cremation, unhealthy, bad habit, bad habits
Funeral for a Cartoonist
Personalized Bronze Crematory Urns
The Pig world's version of a Crematorium using an open-fire Spit to Cremate.
"This is what he would have wanted - he was a total neat freak."
Tags:death, dead, funeral, funerals, burial, burials, ashes, urn, urns, cremation, cremated, remains, mourning, grieving, mourner, mourners, bereaved, last wish, last wishes, neat freak, neat freaks, clean freak, clean freaks, no mess, clean, organised, organized, perfectionist, perfectionists, trash, garbage, rubbish, trash can, trash cans, trash bin, trash bins, garbage can, garbage cans, garbage bin garbage bins, rubbish bin, rubbish bins, dust, dustbin, dustbins
'I'm glad your husband finally agreed to join us.'
Tags:cremation, cremations, urn, urns, funeral director, funeral directors, undertaker, undertakers, creynolds unwrapped, cow, cows, milk carton, milk cartons, milk jug, milk jugs, ice cream, ice-cream, cone, cones, funeral cost, funeral costs, cream, pun, puns, dairy farm, dairy farms, dairy produce
"I can feel the river come to life...but why aren't the bids singing?"
Tags:cremation, cremations, widower, widowers, widow, widows, mourner, mourners, mourning, mourn, mourns, griever, grievers, grief, grieving, henpeck, henpecking, henpecked, husband, husbands, wife, wives, last request, scattering ashes, urn, urns, last requests, nag, nags, nagging, nagger, naggers, nagged
Limerick On A Grecian Urn
Tags:trash, thrift, thrifted, thrift store, charity, charity shop, urn, urns, vase, vases, grecian urn, poem, poets, ode, odes, keats, keat, romantic, romanticism, invert, inversion, inverted, subvert, subverted, subversion, subverts, poetry, literary reference, literature, literary, john keats, hoard, hoarding, hoarder, parody, parodies, book, books, bookish, book lover, book lovers, book worm, book worms
"The top drawer was used to bury your Uncle Bertie."
"Casket, coffin, or Tupperware?"
Tags:ambrosia, greek, ancient greece, immortal, ancient greek, ancient, ancient greeks, longevity, stand, hot dog stand, immortality, urn, urns, sell, selling, old, food stall, food stand, drinks stand, drinks stall, olympus, doves, nectar, nectars, food of the gods, myth, myths, legend, legends, street vendor, street seller, modern
'That holds the ashes of my former business partner. He was always looking for ways to downsize.'
'This urn contains the ashes of all my annual performance reviews. They gave it to me in lieu of a gold watch, when I filed for retirement. Management said money is tight.'
All Sales Final
'Some things never change. Bob and I still don't talk anymore just like we used to.'