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Ron, I used this while you were on vacation. Please refill. Love, mother.
Other uses for pet boa constrictors: Light bulb remover boa.
"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."
Tags:display, displays, display model, display models, toilet, toilets, toilet seat, toilet seats, home furnishing, home furnishings, furnishing, furnishings, bathroom, bathrooms, showroom, showrooms, demo, demos, demonstration, demonstrations, demonstrate, demonstrates, demonstrating, display, displays, display purposes, inappropriate, use, uses, using, pooping, defecate, defecates, defecating, defecation
"Barry is something of a perfunctory sex maniac."
Other uses for boa constrictors: Docking bumper boa.
Other uses for boa constrictors: weather strip boa.
"I feel used."
Tags:corona, coronavirus, covid-19, covid, covid 19, therapy, therapist, therapists, therapy session, therapy sessions, counsellor, counsellors, counselling session, counselling sessions, propaganda, propagandas, use, uses, using, used, pandemic, pandemics, new normal, big lies, hype, hypes, hyping up, hyped up, political gain, political gains
"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."
Tags:escape, run away, running away, escapes, unwanted, sewer, sewers, live in the sewers, folder, spreadsheets, spreadsheet, folders, dossier, useless, unhelpful, use, using, business, businesses, businessman, corporate, corporation, flee, demonised, getaway, run, running, hide, hiding, make your escape, crash, financial, crisis
Man Uses Velvet Rope As Rubber Band
"Your idea of bringing the two of us closer together always seems to be for me to go with you to Bloomingdale's."
"Super! Now, once you've rebuilt civilization I can do the investment banking."
Tags:nuke, nukes, nuclear war, nuclear wars, fallout, post-apocalypse, use, useful, utility, usefulness, investor, investment banker, investment bankers, investment banking, stock, stocks, stockbroker, stockbrokers, stocks and bonds, rebuild, rebuilds, rebuilding, useless, superfluous, skill, skills, skilled labour, skilled labor, labor, labors, laborer, laborers, labourer, labourers, manual labor, egghead, eggheads
"I'm in the Maclaren, where are you?"
Tags:toddler, toddlers, modern life, modern lives, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, usage, upper class, child, children, kid, kids, stroller, strollers, baby stroller, baby strollers, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, screen time, technological improvement, technological improvements, use, uses, using, too young, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions
'Do you have something so simple that even my parents could use it?'
Other uses for pet boa constrictors: Industrial-sized pizza roller boa.
Quick dry paint.
"Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you no longer own him."
"I'm so tired of people using us in their sick little games."
Before the coming of the white man and his improvident ways, when the great herds stretched across the plains as far as the eye could see, our people were always careful to let nothing go to waste.
'I'll do anything for you.' - 'Okay, start with vacuuming my apartment.'
"Is that my pipe?"
Shopping for an exercise bike
"It's me, Lord, ready to spend a little religious capital."
"Somewhere out there, Patrick, is the key to increased sales. I want you to find that key, Patrick, and bring it to me."
Tags:sales, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, underling, apprentice, apprentices, intern, interns, do the heavy work, does the heavy work, doing the heavy work, did the heavy work, key, keys, literal, literal meaning, literally, take advantage of, taking advantage of, took advantage of, takes advantage of, use, used, using, uses, boss, bosses, key to success, key to successful business, selfish, selfishness
"You've made me a better man, but now you're not in my league."
"We are prepared to offer you a compensation package that includes a significant portion of the Western Hemisphere."
Tags:compensate, compensation, scam, scams, scamming, package, packages, compensation package, repay, repayment, west, western, hemisphere, hemispheres, fraud, fraudulent, idiot, idiots, con, cons, conned, stupid, stupidity, use, used, trick, tricks, tricked, empty promise, empty promises, fake, false, fantasy