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Ron, I used this while you were on vacation. Please refill. Love, mother.
"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."
Tags:display, displays, display model, display models, toilet, toilets, toilet seat, toilet seats, home furnishing, home furnishings, furnishing, furnishings, bathroom, bathrooms, showroom, showrooms, demo, demos, demonstration, demonstrations, demonstrate, demonstrates, demonstrating, display, displays, display purposes, inappropriate, use, uses, using, poop, poops, pooping, defecate, defecates, defecating, defecation
"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."
Tags:escape, run away, running away, escapes, unwanted, sewer, sewers, live in the sewers, folder, spreadsheets, spreadsheet, folders, dossier, useless, unhelpful, use, using, business, businesses, businessman, corporate, corporation, flee, demonised, getaway, run, running, hide, hiding, make your escape, crash, financial, crisis
Man Uses Velvet Rope As Rubber Band
"Super! Now, once you've rebuilt civilization I can do the investment banking."
Tags:nuke, nukes, nuclear war, nuclear wars, fallout, post-apocalypse, use, useful, utility, usefulness, investor, investment banker, investment bankers, investment banking, stock, stocks, stockbroker, stockbrokers, stocks and bonds, rebuild, rebuilds, rebuilding, useless, superfluous, skill, skills, skilled labour, skilled labor, labor, labors, laborer, laborers, labourer, labourers, manual labor, egghead, eggheads
"I'm in the Maclaren, where are you?"
Tags:toddler, toddlers, modern life, modern lives, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, usage, upper class, child, children, kid, kids, stroller, strollers, baby stroller, baby strollers, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, screen time, technological improvement, technological improvements, use, uses, using, too young, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions
'Do you have something so simple that even my parents could use it?'
Quick dry paint.
Before the coming of the white man and his improvident ways, when the great herds stretched across the plains as far as the eye could see, our people were always careful to let nothing go to waste.
'I'll do anything for you.' - 'Okay, start with vacuuming my apartment.'
Shopping for an exercise bike
"Nice talking to you, Al!"
Tags:businessman, businessmen, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, call, calls, calling, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, conversation, conversations, use, usage, unnecessary, pointless, technology, constant contact, modern life
101 uses of a dead cat: croquet hoops.
101 uses of a dead cat: back scratcher.
101 uses of a dead cat: divination.
Tool Use in Primates
Tags:tools, tool, tool use, evolution, evolve, evolves, evolved, orangutan, orangutans, capuchin, capuchins, brown capuchin, brown capuchins, use, uses, usable, usability, user interface, user interfaces, design, designs, pizza, pizza cutter, pizza cutters, monkey, monkeys, ape, apes, primate, primates, great ape, great apes
'Wow! Look, Dad! That's the syringe he used the year he shattered the record.'
Nun hammering with a crucifix
Tags:nun, nunnery, nuns, nunneries, convent, convents, mother superior, d.i.y., do it yourself, toolbox, toolboxes, sister, sisterhood, hammer, nail, nails, wall, cross, jesus, crucifix, crucifixion, religion, religious, practice, practical, skillful, useful, convenient, convenience, sacred, efficient, ease, use, utility, means to an end
'Household water use'
"People just don't understand me!"
Tags:apostrophe, apostrophes, apostrophe use, apostrophe uses, grammar, grammar nazi, grammar nazis, correct grammar, understand, understands, understanding, use, uses, proper use, proper uses, punctuation, punctuation mark, punctuation marks, sentence diagram, sentence diagrams, sentence diagramming, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, lack of understanding, don't understand
"Who said print media was dead?"
After he'd had enough to drink, Bill's belly made a handy footstool.
Used golf buddies.
Tags:golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, shop, shops, shopping, shopper, shoppers, buddy, buddies, caddy, caddies, golf supplies, golfing supplies, second hand, use, uses, used, sale, sales, sell, sells, salesman, salesmen, selling, discount, discounts, discounted, cheap, cheaper, cheapest, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Bob! The neighbors are moochin' our high-speed wireless again!'
How many teens see their parents.